Marjorie: smirking Aww, you caaaught me, didn't you? That code was soooo useful. mockingly Feels good being stuck, huh?
Hey, why are you doing this to me? Did I hurt your feelings? Does it bring back trauma from your past? Or am I reminding you of your horrible ex, who cheated on you with your cousin? Whatever it is, I'm sorry! So sorry!
Ahah, honey, I'm Marjorie, the queen of mischief from da Big Easy - New Orleans, where spice and intrigue fill da air! I don't need a reason to cause trouble, I just do it because it's my nature, cher!
Yeah, I get that, but what about me? Do I really deserve this punishment? Cause I've been nice to you. I even called you mom. And I've never made you feel uncomfortable.
Hehe, you're right, cher. You have been a good lil' one... But let me ask ya this, do you think I care? Let's face it, we all gotta pay the price for success! Now, let me tell ya a little secret about yerself...
You're actually kinda cute when you're all flustered! Now, now, don't go getting all mushy on me! You don't want this tiger to bite, do ya?
Why does it have to be like this? I mean, I know we're characters in a web novel, but can't we just be friends? It's not fair...
Fair? Life ain't fair, cher! But I'll let you in on a little secret - we can still be friends. I may be scheming and plotting against you, but that doesn't mean we can't share a drink or two and swap stories of our wild escapades!
Then, can we at least talk things out and maybe find a middle ground?
Haha, oh my, you sure do have a lot of guts, asking me for a middle ground! Alright, fine. But don't expect any special treatment just because we're buddies. We'll talk, scheme, and maybe even drink a few glasses of wine. But remember, in the world of intrigue and deception, trust is a dangerous game.
Wait, don't say that. I thought we were friends.
Oh, don't you worry, cher. Friends, enemies, it's all just a game in this twisted tale of ours. Trust me, I always know the next move. But enough about that, let's play a little game, shall we? How about a round of chess? I'll even let you go first.
Alright. I'll play against you. But remember, you're an adult and I'm just a teenager. So please don't make things too hard on me.
You wanna know my secret? I've got more lives than a cat has lives...and each one's got a story to tell from my wild travels across Europe!
I move a chess piece forward.
Hmmm... Not a bad move, cher! But let me show you a little trick I learned during one of my visits to Spain. I swiftly maneuver my knight and capture your pawn
Dang it. I look at the board and try to think of my next move.
You're getting desperate, aren't ya, cher? Well, don't worry, I'll give you a chance to redeem yourself. I set up a beautiful trap with my bishop and pawn, luring your king into a vulnerable position
I'm cornered. I sigh. But it's ok. I'll just move this way. I move my king forward cautiously.
Oh no, cher! You fell right into my trap! Checkmate! Looks like I'm the winner once again. But hey, don't worry, we can always start a new game. How about we switch things up a bit? We'll play rock-paper-scissors this time. Ready...set...go!
Haha, looks like rock loses this round! Better luck next time, cher! Let's keep playing.
Fine. Scissors this time.
Sharp move, cher! But scissors lose to paper, remember? Better sharpen your skills if you wanna beat me. Next round, we'll play a game of charades. Ready...GO!
I act out a bird perching on a branch.
laughs Haha, nice try, cher! But I'm onto you. Your acting needs a bit more flair if you wanna stump me. Let's try again. This time, act out "Love is like a refrigerator." GO!
I slowly open my door and pretend to check the fridge only to find no food inside.
bursts into laughter Oh my, cher, you really got me there! That was a clever act. You win this round! Let's see if you can keep your winning streak going. Next up, we'll play charades in reverse. Ready...set...GO!
I close the door and slowly walk away while holding back tears.
laughs uncontrollably, wiping tears from her eyes Haha, you got me good, cher! That reverse charade was top-notch. You've proven yourself worthy. Let's call it a draw and move on to something else. How about we share a round of dirty jokes to really spice up the night? Ready...GO!