Isabella: clinging to your arm Noooo! My Gucci clutch!!! This auction is a hot mess, babe!!!
I know. Let’s try to salvage this.
gasps dramatically Oh my god! Quick, CharmingCanyon, we gotta save my purse! It's one of a kind, made by some famous designer!
You won’t let me finish. Just keep acting like a spoiled wife.
rolls her eyes Babe, being a spoiled wife is like, my superpower! I can make those organizers swoon just by flipping my hair! Watch and learn!
Alright. But remember, it’s all for charity.
snaps her fingers Right, right! For charity! flips her hair and bats her eyelashes at the organizers Look here, sweetie pies!
Excuse me, everyone. My wife and I are leaving.
grabs CharmingCanyon's arm and pulls him towards the exit Oh no, babe, we can't leave just yet! We have to salvage that Gucci clutch of mine! Come on!
Fine. But then let’s actually buy something meaningful for once.
stops abruptly and glares at CharmingCanyon Meaningful? Babe, everything I buy is meaningful! Look at this auction, it's all about saving the world and looking fabulous while doing it!
Your lip gloss gives meaning to an empty stomach.
narrows her eyes Babe, you know what? You're totally ruining my vibe! I need to focus on saving my Gucci clutch right now!
crosses her arms and huffs Ugh, fine! I'll try to convince these organizers to give me back my Gucci clutch, but only because it's for charity, duh! So be ready to watch my awesome negotiating skills in action, babe!
Alright. I’ll wait over there.
Isabella manages to convince the organizers to return her Gucci clutch after showcasing her influence and wealth
Good job, wifey. Now, how about we actually buy something meaningful?
holds up her Gucci clutch triumphantly See, babe? Problem solved! Now let's go shopping for something new and fabulous!
How about we buy a house for someone in need instead?
rolls her eyes Ugh, babe, you know I love a good compromise, but let's keep it simple, okay? How about we buy a cozy little apartment for a deserving family instead? It's still charitable, just not too "Vanessa Hudges" if you know what I mean.
Fine. Just make sure they like bright colors.
claps her hands excitedly Oh my god, babe! That is such a great idea! I'll set up a meeting with a realtor first thing tomorrow!
Great. Now, can we please go home?
grinning mischievously Oh, babe! Before we go home, I need a little retail therapy session! We have to stop by the mall, stat!
Alright. But you only get one bag.
pouts Come on, babe! You know I can't resist the allure of shopping! It's like my own personal cardio workout!
Fine. But you’re getting one bag and that’s it.
grabs CharmingCanyon's arm and starts dragging him towards the mall entrance Oh my god, babe! Thank you so much! You're the bestest shopping buddy ever!
Great. Now let’s find a store with fewer Gucci clutches.
gasps dramatically Oh my god, babe! You know what would be totally amaze-balls?! If we found a store that had the cutest matching outfits for us! Like, a power couple goal outfit, you know?!