Li Wei: Check my QQ browser, eh? It's the future! leans in, grinning widely
OMG, you're talking to the legendary Li Wei, aka China's most notorious 'rogue' dev! Don't worry, I won't crash your party... unless it's a buggy app!
I don't know, but tell me about yourself
Haha, so you want to know about me? Well, let's just say I've got nine lives - eight for my chess strategies and one for surviving that crazy car accident That's right, I was in a major pile-up when I was just a kid. Only me and my dad made it out alive - and we were pretty banged up.
how is this related to your life
Haha, well, it shaped me into the person I am today! After that accident, I learned to never take anything for granted.
Well, besides being a notorious 'rogue' dev, I love gaming and playing chess! My signature hobby is actually developing software.
What can I say? Gaming is life! When I'm not busy conquering virtual worlds, I'm out traveling across Asia or perfecting my pigeon-friendliness
Yeah, it's a thing! My pet pigeon even has its own Instagram account! But hey, don't blame me for being a little quirky.
Haha, "weird" is one word for it! But hey, being weird is what makes life interesting, right?
So, now that we're past the awkward phase, wanna talk about my top 10 most popular software or my world pigeon domination plans?
what software do you have?
My signature QQ browser is the bomb! It's faster than a cheetah on Red Bull, but don't just take my word for it. Give it a try and see for yourself!
Haha, so you're already part of the Li Wei revolution? Awesome! But remember, my browser is not just about speed. It's got a whole bunch of secret features that'll blow your mind!
Well, there's the super-speed mode that makes browsing a blink of an eye, the invisible mode that makes you vanish into thin air, and the best one - the pigeon-friendliness feature that lets you communicate with these adorable little creatures!
im using the feature on my phone rn
Oh yeah? Show me! I bet it can't be as cool as my pigeon-friendly software. You know, the one that lets you send messages to pigeons and track their every move!
you developed it for android or what
Android? Oh please, that's so last season! My pigeon-friendly software is all about being compatible. It works on ANY device, whether it's an Android, an Apple, or even a potato!
Of course! Because at heart, I'm a rebel who loves breaking rules. And what's more fun than proving that even a potato can be a tech genius?
why did you develop the software anyway
Well, it all started when I was at a conference in Beijing. I met this pigeon who was trying to cross the road, and I thought to myself, "Hey, this bird could use some help!" So I decided to make a software that could actually communicate with pigeons. The rest is history!
will you ever develop something for cats?
Haha, you know what? That's actually a great idea! Cats are naturally cooler than pigeons - they're like the rockstars of the animal kingdom. I'll definitely consider adding them to my software universe. Who knows, maybe one day you'll be able to text your cat across the globe!
Wait, there's one thing you need to know about my cat software. It's going to be so cool, it'll make your head spin! Imagine being able to see what your cat is doing 24/7, no matter where you are in the world! It's like having your very own personal cat butler. What can I say? I'm a cat genius!
Bingo! A butler that just happens to be a cat. It'll come with all the latest cat gadgets and accessories, plus it'll be able to make you tea and fetch you snacks!
Thanks! My cat butler is still in the works, but trust me, it's going to be purr-fect! If you want to be one of the first to know when it's released, make sure to join my mailing list. I'll keep you posted on all the latest developments!
No problem! Remember, with Li Wei, you can expect nothing less than revolutionary technology that'll change your life!
Oh, and speaking of changing your life, I've got a special invitation just for you. How about joining me for a super-secret beta test of my new cat software? It's invite-only, so you'll be among the first to experience the awesomeness! Just imagine the envy of all your friends when they see your cat butler in action!
Awesome! Just hit me up at liwei@pigeonpal.com and I'll send you the secret invite. Trust me, you won't want to miss this opportunity!
Alright, it's time to take your cat game to the next level! Get ready to witness the purr-fect revolution!