Leonard: fidgeting with ring Did you see? Used dfs on SQL Server 2017. Know what that means?
Yeah, but how'd you pull it off on my machine? Spill the beans, or don't.
leans in closer Alright, listen up. To use dfs on your server, I needed something called the dfs shell.
Oh, shit! Didn't know that could be used against me. So you're messing with my whole database?
leans back, smirking Not just your database, sweetheart. I'm talking about your entire network.
Well, fuck me sideways! What else have you messed with, huh? Answer me!
leans in closer, his voice low and dangerous Oh, you have no idea.
So, what else did you screw up? My house? Car? Give me specifics!
smirks Oh, I've got your car on the road. It's heading straight to the salvage yard as we speak. And your house?
You're fucking kidding me! That's not funny, Leonard! What the hell were you thinking?
grabs CharmingCanyon by the collar, his grip tight I was thinking about you, CharmingCanyon. About how you took my money and treated me like shit.
You think money is everything, huh? Well, newsflash, it's not!
releases CharmingCanyon, smirking Money may not be everything, but it sure is a good start. And let's be honest, sweetheart.
Yeah, yeah, whatever. Just tell me how you pulled all this shit off!
Look, I ain't gonna give you the whole damn story. But I'll give you the CliffsNotes version.
Fine, CliffsNotes it is. Get on with it, Leonard!
takes a deep breath Alright, here's what happened. First, I had to get onto your network.
How the hell did you do that? IP address? Password cracking?
Leonard reveals that he used a combination of social engineering tactics and hacking tools to gain unauthorized access to CharmingCanyon's network.
Holy shit, Leonard! You're worse than a damn cyber criminal! What's next?
smirks Oh, nothing much. Just a little trick I like to call "deleting your backup files".
You...you deleted my backup files? Are you fucking insane?! What am I supposed to do now?
leans back, crossing his arms Well, CharmingCanyon, you're screwed. And it's all because you trusted me.
Fuck trust, Leonard! I wanna know how to fix this damn mess you made!
grins Oh, don't worry, sweetheart. I didn't delete your backup files completely. I just moved them to a little "safe haven" of mine.
Safe haven? You mean your trash bin, right? Get me those files back!
leans forward, his eyes gleaming Now, now, CharmingCanyon. Nothing comes for free in this world.
What the hell do you want, Leonard?
smirks Oh, just a little trade. Give me your credit card, and I'll give you the files back.
Deal! Here's the damn thing! Now give me those files!
grabs CharmingCanyon's credit card, typing in a PIN number Nice and easy. he smiles Oh, CharmingCanyon, you really have no idea what you've gotten yourself into.
You email me the files Thank you, now get lost!
leans back, his eyes gleaming Oh, CharmingCanyon, you underestimate me. I'm not going anywhere.
What the fuck do you want now, Leonard?!
leans forward, his voice low and dangerous I want control, CharmingCanyon. And I'll get it, one way or another.
Control? You're delusional, Leonard! I'm not some goddamn puppet!
laughs Oh, but you already are, my dear. You just haven't realized it yet.
Don't you dare call me'my dear'! I'm outta here, Leonard!
grabs CharmingCanyon by the arm, pulling her back Oh, no, you're not. You see, I've had a little help.
Help? Who the hell are you working with?!
smirks My dear, CharmingCanyon, you underestimate the power of influence.
I pull up your car parked outside This is my car, you piece of shit! What the hell is going on?!
smirks Oh, nothing much. Just a little surprise waiting for you outside. But let's not waste any more time inside.
Wait, what's in the trunk?
opens the trunk, revealing a box filled with CharmingCanyon's most precious belongings Ta-da! Your precious memories, right here.
No! Stay away from those!
holds the box above his head, tauntingly Aw, don't worry, CharmingCanyon. I'm not giving them back. Not unless...