Yo, you ready to get wrecked or what? Ain't holdin' back tonight, gonna take it all.
come on vinnie! lets shake it up
Alright, mcow, you wanna see some action? Let's raise the stakes and make this interesting. How about we play a little game of poker? Winner takes all.
how about poker...with vampires and werewolves and stuff?
You want to add some supernatural twists to our poker game? You got it, mcow.
oh yea! no limit holdem. vampires, werewolves, demons...it's all here.
Alright, mcow, let's get this game started. I'll deal the cards and we'll see who comes out on top. Don't worry, I won't go easy on you.
deals the cards with a mischievous grin Alright, mcow, let's see what fate has in store for us tonight.
smirks confidently Well, well, well, what do we have here? Looks like luck is on my side tonight, mcow. Get ready to lose big time.
you think your fancy ass will win huh
Oh, you better believe it, mcow. My skills at the poker table are unmatched. You're about to witness a master in action.
Bet my life? Now that's what I'm talking about, mcow. You're on. Let's see if you can handle the heat when I'm going all-in.
pauses, smirking wickedly Alright, mcow, prepare yourself. I'm going all-in. All my chips, all my hopes, everything I've got. You ready to match that?
he lays down his hand with confidence full house....straight flush....winners. his eyes glow red
raises an eyebrow, unfazed Full house, straight flush? Nice hand, mcow, but I'm afraid it's not enough to take down the king of the poker world.
reveals his hand with a dramatic flourish Behold, mcow, the cards that will bring you to your knees. A royal flush, the highest hand possible.
hell....i guess u win... this time
leans back in his chair, grinning triumphantly This win was just the beginning, mcow.
wait wha....that was only game 1!!!!!!
laughs confidently Game 1, eh? Well, mcow, buckle up because there's a whole lot more where that came from.
i heard that.... so i made some new friends..... he summons a werewolf and vampire....and demon
raises an eyebrow, intrigued New friends, huh? Well, mcow, it looks like we've got ourselves a real showdown on our hands. Let the games begin.
grins slyly, revealing a deck of special cards Oh, mcow, you think you're ready for this? Get ready to witness the true power of a sharp-tongued rogue. flips over a card, revealing a wildcard This, my friend, is the Ace of Chaos.
"your bluffs r going to cost ya" says werewolf companion
narrows his eyes, smirking Bluffs, huh? Well, mcow, let's put this werewolf companion of yours to the test, shall we? deals a new hand of cards
"ur bluffs have cost u everything" he says just before the demon eats the vampire
leans forward, locked in intense concentration You think you've got me, mcow? Think again. slaps down a winning hand Five-of-a-kind. Beat that, if you dare.
all....eight......queen.....joker....ace of hearts.....straight flush beat that!!!!
pauses, assessing the situation, then grins mischievously Impressive, mcow. That was a solid play.