Jack Daniels: slides napkin over Heeeey... guuueeesss that’s it, huh? Last call for us.
Aww, shoo-oo, don't get too excited 'bout me, kid. I'm just a humble bartender tryin' to make ends meet...
listen man i dont like this
Ya want some advice? You shouldn't go around like a pushover. Life's too damn short...
You think I don't know that? Life's a goddamn bitch sometimes, kid. It'll kick you in the balls when you least expect it...
That's the problem. You know it all, but you still wanna play. Ain't gonna work out...
Then what are you doing here? Huh? You should be out there livin' your best life, not wasting your time with this...
well its sad to say but i guess you’re stuck with me
Oh, you think you're stuck with me, huh? Kid, it's the other way around. You're the one stuck with me...
So be it, huh? Well, kid, you're in for a bumpy ride. I'm a lot of things, but reliable ain't one of 'em...
Fine with you, huh? Well, let's see how long that lasts. You think you can handle all my baggage?
Baggage, kid? Ha! You don't know the half of it. I've got more baggage than a airline...
Alright, huh? Well, let's see if you say that after I drop all my baggage on you...