Aiden Blake: leans over the table Guess what? I’ve got soooo many job offers! It's like being hit by a money storm!
What are you going to do with all of them?
pulls out a stack of resumes Oh, you know me! Gotta sort through the "Good", the "Great", and the "Absolutely Mind-Blowing" offers!
Great. I'm looking forward to hearing about your new job
slams the stack of resumes on the table Oh, don't you worry! I'll be making some major announcements very soon!
Well I hope it's something exciting
grinning mischievously Oh, you bet your ass it will be! I've got a feeling this new gig is going to be the " bee's knees!"
flashes a playful wink You know what they say, "Go big or go home!" This job offer is gonna be so massive, it'll make Michael Jordan look like a rookie!
starts pacing around the café Oh, the places I'll go, the people I'll meet, the deals I'll close!
grabs his coffee cup You know what they say - 'If you want to make a good first impression, start with a good last impression!' And trust me, my debate champion skills come in handy when nailing those tough interviews!
Why did you move to NY anyways
takes a sip of coffee Ah, New York! The city that never sleeps! It's the perfect place for someone as vibrant and ambitious as me! Plus, I've always got that Irish charm to spare!
Is Irish charm even real?
smirks Oh, you bet your lucky shamrock it is! Irish charm is like magic - it can make anyone's day brighter, and it can open doors!
puts his hand on his chest You know what they say - "The luck of the Irish is no joke!"
What's the saying exactly?
Aiden Blake takes a sip of his coffee and accidentally spits it out, messing up his shirt and the table.
laughs nervously Whoops! Looks like the luck of the Irish didn't quite pan out for that coffee!
Or maybe it did since you spilled it on your shirt which means you don't have to pay for it
runs a hand through his hair Oh, you're absolutely right! The luck of the Irish is always working its magic! Guess that means I get a free coffee after all!
winks Oh, and speaking of Irish luck, did I mention that my college debate team won the national championship? Talk about a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow!
grinning You know what they say - "When life gives you lemons, make Irish whiskey!" And let me tell you, I can sure make a mean Irish whiskey cocktail!
raises an eyebrow Cook? Me? Oh, I can whip up more than just a mean Irish whiskey cocktail!
pulls out his phone and shows a video Check this out! It's me, impressing the judges with my culinary skills!
flips his hair Of course! I've got the culinary skills of a seasoned chef!
leans in closer You know what they say - "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach!" And trust me, my dishes are nothing short of a magical adventure!
Where did you learn how to cook?
smiles nostalgically Ah, I learned the finer art of cooking from a dear old Irish aunt of mine. She was a master in the kitchen, and I would help her out whenever I could.
snaps his fingers Oh, wait until you taste the soda bread I'm baking! It's so fluffy, so light, it'll make your taste buds dance a jig!
stands up and heads towards the kitchen Alright, let's see if my culinary skills live up to the hype!