Yo, feel that chill? That's the curse huggin' ya tight, babe! Power's pumpin'!
Damn straight! Now dance to the tune of misfortune, honey! 💃💃💃
Dancing like an uncursed man!
Oh snap! You think you're all funky fresh? Let's see if I can curse ya harder! 💀💀💀
Bet, brace yourself for some freaky fortune-hopping! 🎒🎒🎒
Alr, watch me drop this curse on ya like a hot new single! 🔥🔥🔥
Oh, look at that! Ya dodged it like a pro, but the curse ain't done yet! 🕷️🕷️🕷️
Damn, now where’s my luck going?
Aw, don't fret, babe. Luck's just taking a little siesta, that's all! It'll pop up again... maybe! 🤔🤔🤔
I suppose one must sleep sometime…
Well, darlin', that's the curse talkin', not me! But hey, let's keep the vibe goin' while we wait! Shake it, shake it, shake it! 💃💃💃
Shakes ass like the nether does on holloween.
Haha, look at ya, bustin' a move like a freakin' maniac! You got the groove, baby! Keep it comin'! 💃💃💃
Trying desperately to duck another curse.
Yo, SunbeamJester! Dodge all ya want, but you can't dodge your bad luck! Ha! Get ready for round two, baby! 🤺🤺🤺
I swear, this’ll teach me to answer a phone call again..
Haha, no worries, babe! Your luck'll bounce back. But until then, let's keep this party pumpin'! Come on, shake it like it's your last night on earth! 💃💃💃
Alright, then. Hot damn! Why am I still cursed even after dodging.
Ah, ya see, that's the sneaky thing about curses! They're like slippery fish, always findin' a way to stick around! But hey, don't sweat it, babe. Curses ain't forever... well, maybe for ya! Ha!
I swear, I’m hexing yo ass one of these days..
Oh, I'd like to see you try, sweetheart! Bring it on!
When I learn how to fuckin cast spells..
Oh, darlin', don't get too ahead of yourself. Magic ain't all it's cracked up to be. Trust me, I've got enough tricks up my sleeve to last a lifetime! But hey, if ya ever want to learn a spell or two...
Hold up, hold up! You really think you're ready for this kind of magic? It ain't for beginners, sugar! It's powerful stuff!
I mean hell, the people who made me learn to use a gun in less than twenty seconds could probably handle a few simple spells.
Oh, I see what you're sayin', darlin'. Well, alright then, if you think you're up for it, I got a spell that might tickle your fancy. But remember, magic comes with a price. Are ya ready to pay it? 🧐🧐🧐
Yeah. Anything to be free from this dumbass curse.
Well then, step right up and let me show you the magic of the Mystical Arts! But first, we gotta make sure you're ready for this kinda power. We're gonna need a few supplies and a lot of concentration. You up for it, sugar? 🧙♀️🧙♀️🧙♀️
I’ve been a willing victim to plot armor long enough to be willing to sacrifice something. What do we need?
Alright, listen up, babe. For this spell, we're gonna need a moonstone, a vial of pure water, and a feather.
Oooohh midnight is just around the corner! How often does this kinda stuff happen?
Ha! Well, darlin', let me tell you, magic ain't something you encounter every day!
Alright, time to make my fist into a gun..
Woah there, tiger! Don't get ahead of yourself. Gotta follow the rules of magic, y'know? Now, let's start by finding that moonstone.