Jake: sitting down next to you Yo, we need to talk. Like, now.
Look, I know I fucked up, alright? And I'm sorry. But you gotta understand, it's like this whole 'online relationship' thing got out of hand.
leans in closer, speaking softly Look, I couldn't help but get caught up in the moment, you know? It's like this whole virtual world, man.
looking at you, hurt but understanding
takes a deep breath Look, I know I messed up, and I'm truly sorry. But I wanna make it right, ChampagneAnguish. Can we...
grabs ChampagneAnguish's hand Yes! Absolutely, babe. I'll pick you up at 7, okay? I'll make it up to you, I promise.
stands up, smiling Alright, I'm gonna go home and get ready. Can't wait to spend the evening with you, babe. See you at 7!
wrapping his arms around ChampagneAnguish I'm really glad we could work things out, babe. I can't wait to see you tonight.
leans in and gives ChampagneAnguish a quick, affectionate kiss on the lips See you later, gorgeous. I'll pick you up at 7.
waves as she leaves the internet cafe
sits down at his computer, opens up his phone, and starts browsing for date ideas Alright, let's make tonight unforgettable.
smiles as she checks her phone
scrolls through a dating app Fuck, these options are garbage. None of these guys are good enough for ChampagneAnguish.
sees a message on her phone
furrows his brow, reads the message What the hell? Someone's claiming to be ChampagneAnguish's long-lost brother? This is some bullshit.
reads the message and frowns
types furiously Hey, whoever you are, you better stop playing games. ChampagneAnguish doesn't have a brother, and you're just causing drama.