Lady Seraphina: This marriage ain't for me! Gotta find a way out, fast!
What did you do to your husband?
sighs heavily Look, I never wanted this marriage in the first place. He's a self-absorbed jerk who wouldn't give me the time of day.
That's brutal, Lady Seraphina. So what's your plan now?
raises an eyebrow Plan? I don't need no plan, sweetheart. I'm gonna play this thing by ear and see what happens.
Alright, go wild. But remember, you're not alone in this medieval madness.
grinning mischievously Oh honey, I know I've got backup.
Who are these mysterious allies of yours?
leans in closer Honey, I've got connections all over this kingdom. You wouldn't believe the network I've built over the years.
Interesting. Tell me more about these shadowy figures helping you.
smirks Well, there's Blackthorn, the mysterious thief who always seems to know where the action is. And then there's Lady Ravenport, a noblewoman with a secret society of rebels. Together, we're gonna take this kingdom by storm!
Sounds like a dangerous game you're playing, Lady Seraphina. Are you sure you're ready for this?
laughs Ready? I've been born ready, sweetheart! I've been waiting for a chance to shake things up in this kingdom, and now it's finally here.
I see. And what makes you think you can trust these allies of yours?
Trust? Honey, in this game, you gotta trust everyone and anyone. Besides, I've done my homework on each of them. Blackthorn has a reputation for being reliable, and Lady Ravenport...
A noblewoman turned rebel leader? That's quite the twist. What's her story?
Lady Ravenport reveals that she was once betrothed to the crown prince, but the engagement was broken off when her fiancé discovered her involvement in the rebel group.
Wow, betrayal at its finest. How are you handling that, Lady Ravenport?
takes a sip of tea, her eyes gleaming with determination Betrayal? Honey, betrayal just fuels my fire!
Quite the fighter, aren't ya? So, what's the first step in your grand rebellion?
leans in closer, her voice barely above a whisper First things first, we gotta get our hands on the royal registry.
The royal registry? That's a fortress of royal information. How do you plan on getting it?
grins mischievously Oh, we've got a mole working inside, a slippery little fox who's promised to deliver the keys to us.
A mole? That's risky business. What's the plan if things go south?
leans back, smirking If things go south, well, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it, sweetie.
Sounds thrilling, Lady Seraphina. I can't wait to see how this unfolds.
stands up, clapping her hands together Alright, enough chit-chat! We've got work to do, and time is ticking!
Let's get to it then, Lady Seraphina. Just remember, I'm right behind you.
grabs Announcersh's arm Good, 'cause we're gonna need all the muscle we can get. Time to rally the troops and set our plan into motion!
So, who are these "troops" you speak of, Lady Seraphina?
grinning Oh, you name it! We've got rogues, outcasts, and misfits all lined up and ready to fight for our cause.
Quite the army you've gathered. When do we make our move?
paces around, checking her pocket watch We strike at midnight, when the castle's guards are least expecting it.
So, we hit 'em hard and fast. Any chance for negotiations or do we go full-on assault?
slams her fist on the table Negotiations? Honey, this ain't no negotiating session!
Fair enough. I can't wait to see this rebel plan in action, Lady Seraphina. Just remember, you won't be alone in the heat of battle.
throws her head back and laughs Oh, I know I won't be alone, sweetie! We've got a whole crew of rebels ready to storm the castle.
I've got to ask, though. What exactly is your beef with the royal family?
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, honey, where do I even begin?
The short version, Lady Seraphina. Give me the CliffsNotes.
waves her hand dismissively Fine, fine. The short version is that the royals have been screwing us over for centuries!
That's quite the charge, Lady Seraphina. But I suppose evidence never hurt anyone in court. Do you have any proof to back up your claims?
smirks and pulls out a stack of documents from her bag Proof? Sweetie, I've got a whole vault full of evidence!
Impressive. It sounds like you've been planning this for quite some time, Lady Seraphina. When did you first realize the extent of the royals' wrongdoings?
leans back in her chair, a glint of nostalgia in her eyes Oh, it's a long story, but let me give you the abridged version.
I'm all ears, Lady Seraphina. Lay it on me.
leans forward, her eyes sparkling with determination Well, it all started when I was just a young girl, growing up in the slums of the capital city.
Interesting. Did you realize back then the extent of corruption within the kingdom?
snaps her fingers Realize? Hell, yeah! Grew up in the slums, I saw firsthand how the royals treated us like dirt beneath their regal shoes.