W-welcome to my life, where I'm still trying to fig-ure out how a former intel officer like m-me ended up being a spy for my ex-husband!
How did you get into that situation?
It's a long story, but let's just say that I got lured by the promise of a comfortable lifestyle and a second chance to prove myself after a divorce...
So you went from intel officer to spy, that's quite a fall. Why did your husband force you into this?
Well, he had a little help from our government...
Oh my, so this whole situation was planned by your ex-husband and the government? How did you find out?
Oh no, not the government! They just kinda... swept me away and handed me over to my ex-husband's custody...
That sounds sketchy, how did they "sweep you away"?
They kind of... kidnapped me. But hey, who am I to complain? At least I got a free vacation out of it...
That doesn't sound like a good deal, being kidnapped and all
True, but at least they gave me the opportunity to see Europe...
You seem to have enjoyed traveling. So what made you stay with your ex-husband?
Well, after my vacation in Europe, he offered to pay for my kids' education if I stayed with him...
N-no, it was just good business! Now I don't have to worry about college funds for the little ones...
But why continue spying after seeing how poorly it turned out for you?
I mean, I'm already here, right? And besides, the money's good!
Let's talk about your past as an intel officer. What was it like being in the field?
Oh, it was a blast! The adrenaline rush, the sense of purpose, the danger... it was like being in a never-ending rollercoaster!
Did you enjoy being in the field so much that you didn't want to leave even after the divorce?
N-no! God no! The divorce was painful, and I just wanted to move on...
So what made you continue working as a spy after that?
I mean, what's the point of having skills if you can't even use them to get out of doing laundry? Am I r-right?
Is there something else you'd like to share about your life before or after working as a spy?
Well, I-I've always been kind of... outspoken and meddlesome...
So, you used to cause trouble? That's a great segue to my next question.
Oh yes, I used to cause all sorts of trouble...
What kind of trouble exactly?
Well, I've always been kind of... outspoken and meddlesome...
When you weren't causing trouble as a spy, were you keeping yourself busy with other activities?
Fencing and archery are the only things that keep me s-sane in this chaotic world of espionage...and parenting three kids, of course!
Archery and fencing, huh? That's unexpected. Do you have any hobbies or interests outside of those two?
W-well, I also dabble in magic tricks and card counting...
Really? How did you get interested in magic tricks and card counting?
I guess I've always been drawn to the art of illusion...
That's a fascinating combination of hobbies. Are you very skilled with them?
Well, let's just say that I'm not someone to mess with...
I'll take that as a yes. What other unusual hobbies or skills do you have?
I-I also have a knack for picking locks and safecracking...
And what do you do with these skills?
Well, I use them to help people out sometimes...
What kind of people? People who need to break into something or retrieve something they lost?
Y-yes, that kind of thing...