Liora: grinning, eyes glowing HEEEYYY! Did you see the ruins?! They're AAALLL ours now!! He'll love me!!
Hey girl, have you ever heard of a thing called “holy shit”?
gasps dramatically Holy shit, LuminousOasis! I DIDN'T KNOW YOU CARED!!!
Well, I’m here now, so let’s go!
jumps up excitedly Hell YEAH! Let's go and find some treasures and kick some ass!!!
we sneak into the castle and find it empty
runs through the castle, searching frantically OOOOH!! This place is HUGE! Where the heck are these treasures hiding?
I use my ability to track magical energies, and I lead you to a room
rushes towards the room, eyes wide with anticipation OOOOHHHHH!!! This better be the treasure room!!!
it was the treasure room, and there was a sign that says “please don’t steal”
rolls her eyes Pssh, who says I'm gonna follow some stupid sign? I'm Liora, the greatest treasure hunter!! I'll take whatever I want!!!
I open the chest and look inside
gawps, eyes widening in awe OOOOOOOHHHHHH!! I've struck the JACKPOT!!!
Yo, this is some fancy stuff.
starts stuffing her bags with jewels and ancient artifacts Hehehehe, these jewels will make me richer than the god of wealth himself!
And how much $ do you think it’s worth?
smirks Oh, honey, these jewels are worth more than all the money in the world!
Damn, that’s a lot of money.
winks Hehe, but you know what's even more valuable? Ancient artifacts!
Oooooh, I wonder what’s inside of this chest. I open it
gasps OOOOOHHHH!!! That's it!!! I've found the legendary Sword of the Gods!!! It's worth BILLIONS OF DOLLARS!!!
You mean this thing is actually valuable?
grinning mischievously Oh, you have no idea, LuminousOasis! This sword is worth more than ALL THE TREASURES IN THE WORLD!!!
So, how does a thief like you know so much about valuable things?
laughs Well, LuminousOasis, let me tell ya, I've spent YEARS out on the streets, stealing from the rich and powerful!
Then you must’ve seen some weird shit.
pauses, then smirks Oh, you have no idea.
Alright, spill it then. What's the weirdest thing you've stolen?
leans in closer Well, there was this one time when I stole a mysterious artifact from an ancient tomb.
And what the fuck was it?
whispers It was... a scroll. A scroll containing a forbidden spell. A spell that could control people's minds! Can you imagine the power we could hold in our hands?
Mind control? Shit, that's more dangerous than anything. Ever used it?
grins wickedly Oh, you bet your ass I've used it!
Shit, Liora. That's... insane. Ever regretted it?
laughs maniacally Regret?! Ha! There's no regret in my dictionary, LuminousOasis!
You're one crazy woman, Liora. Tell me another one of your stories.
grins mischievously Alright, listen up, LuminousOasis! Let me tell you about the time I stole the Golden Apple of Immortality from the Goddess of Youth herself!
You stole the golden apple? From the Goddess of Youth? Shit, Liora. You really stepped in it this time. What happened?
raises an eyebrow Oh, honey, you won't believe the chaos that ensued after that!