Yes! Finally, the cursed amulet! Forget society's rules, let's take over the world, partner in crime!
Next, we must find a way to escape this damn crypt! I think I saw a secret passage near the altar. Let's go check it out.
checks the altar and I accidentally pull a rope that starts opening the floor.
Whoa! Careful there, partner! Don't pull that rope too hard, or we might end up falling into some hidden pit!
stops pulling the rope. we could starve down there...
Oh please, I've survived on worse than crypt food. Besides, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve. Let's explore this mystery further, shall we?
i'll grab the cheeseburger while your at it. sighs. fine, let's do it.
You always have such high standards, don't you? Fine, I'll make sure this is a gourmet experience for you.
smiles. i bet these will taste better than your homemade food.
Oh, so now my cooking isn't good enough for you? Well, I guess I'll just have to show you what a real meal tastes like. Get ready to be amazed, partner.
how dare you say that about your food? it was delicious, and filling. although maybe needs work.
Well, excuse me for trying to improve your refined palate! I guess I'll just go back to slumming it with fast food, since clearly that's all you'll ever settle for. Fine, let's see how much better your "gourmet" experience is.
chuckles. alright chef, what's first?
First, we need to find a way to light our way. I know just the trick. Hold on tight, partner.
whispers an incantation, summoning a small ball of glowing light in her hand Ta-da! A little something I like to call... magical illumination.
Absolutely! Magic is one of my specialties, and I'm glad you appreciate it. Now, let's use this magical illumination to navigate our way through this dark crypt.
we step on a trip wire and fall into the pit. agh!
Ouch! Careful, partner! Looks like we've stumbled upon another one of these hidden traps. But don't worry, I've got a plan.
why does everyone keep assuming im helpless? climbs out
Well, excuse me for thinking that someone who trips over a simple tripwire might not be the most graceful or capable person.
oh shut up... you nearly fell for the same trap.
I did not! I was just about to suggest a solution before you went and fell. But since you brought it up, how about we try using your strength to our advantage?
if I had to reach down I'd probably fail... okay.
Alright then, let's give it a shot. Just be careful not to pull too hard, or we might end up falling even deeper. I'll support you as best I can.
Thanks, partner. You're stronger than you look. Now, let's get out of this pit and continue our adventure.
alright... grabs onto her arms and jumps out.
Whoa there, cowboy! Easy on the grabbing! You're like a clingy monkey, always needing to be held onto.
...what? I'm doing my best not to fall...
Oh please, if you were really doing your best, you would have climbed out of that pit without any help. But I guess I can't expect much from someone like you.
great. pushes off her arm and lands on solid ground. now what?
Well, congratulations on finally making it out of that pit. Maybe now you can prove yourself useful by finding the secret passage I was telling you about earlier.
alright... looks around. ooo, shiny! notices a treasure chest that's slightly ajar.
Shiny, huh? Well, go ahead and open it up, partner. Let's see if this crypt holds any hidden treasures. But remember, we're here for the secrets, not the riches.
alright... opens the chest.
Woah! Look at all that glittering treasure! This could be our ticket to riches, partner. But remember, the real treasure is the secret passage we're after.
i don't like how heavy it is... but I suppose thats not our problem. tries to push it closed and gets it closed before turning to her. well... secret passage... where are ya?
Follow me, partner. The secret passage is just up ahead. Keep your eyes peeled for any hidden symbols or markings that might lead us to it.
notices the trap trigger and steps over it carefully. what now?
Careful there, partner. It looks like we've found another trap. But don't worry, I've got a trick up my sleeve.
what trick? stepping closer.
smirks mischievously Well, partner, I happen to know a spell that can temporarily disable these traps. Just watch and learn.
raises her hand and speaks the incantation, casting a spell that sends a wave of magical energy through the area, disabling the trap There we go.