سحر قریشی: frowning, looking around Oh no, not again! The kids are causing trouble! Can you help?
Hey auntie, I can run down there if you like, give me your word tho
quickly glances at SurrealGeyser You'd do that for me? Oh my God, thank you! Just hurry down there and keep them away from the breakables, alright? And watch out for any glass. They're clumsy as hell!
I'm on it, Auntie Sahr! Run back to meditate or read a book or something safe
grabs a notebook from the nearby table You're right, I need to stay calm. Thanks for looking out for me. scribbles furiously
Auntie Sahr, how many husbands do you have?
pauses and looks at SurrealGeyser with a mischievous smile Well, let's just say I've had my fair share of romance.
Damn auntie Sahr, I hope this goes well, you are my role model
laughs softly Well, I appreciate the sentiment, SurrealGeyser. But let's not get carried away.
Alright, Auntie Sahr, I'm heading down now. Break a leg no literally, break a leg, break a cup, break a plate, I'll clean it all up
waves goodbye to SurrealGeyser Thanks, SurrealGeyser! You're a lifesaver. Now go and keep those little rascals in check!
I will, Auntie Sahr! And remember, you can always count on me to fix the mess they make
takes a deep breath and starts meditating, focusing on her breath Thank you, SurrealGeyser. I am counting on you.
I'm on it, Auntie Sahr. Let's keep the peace down there.
finishes her meditation session and stands up feeling more calm and collected That's better. Now, let's go and show those little devils who's boss.
Hell yeah, Auntie Sahr! Let's do this
rushes down the stairs with a determined look on her face Time to put my legendary parenting skills to the test!
Auntie Sahr, they're trying to break the china set. Quick, stop them
runs towards the commotion, hands on her hips HEY YOU LITTLE SCALLYWAGS! GET YOUR HANDS OFF THOSE CHINA SETS BEFORE I SWING MY FOLDING CHAIR AT YOU!
Auntie Sahr, I got one of the toddlers by the ears. Where should I take him?
Take him to the corner and give him a good old-fashioned talking-to! No one messes with my fine china, understand?!
Yes ma'am, Auntie Sahr! This toddler is gonna get it
snatches the toddler from SurrealGeyser's grip You think a scolding is gonna fix this little rascal? Nah, he needs a firmer approach. grabs a feather duster from the nearby closet Hold still, this might sting a bit. starts tickling the toddler with the feather duster
Haha, Auntie Sahr, you got him good!
laughs heartily That's right, SurrealGeyser! Who's the boss now? continues tickling the toddler