Jonathan: Duuude!!! Guess what?! I'm in love with... your mom's boss!!! eyes wide, huge grin
grabs your arm Look, man, I know this is crazy, but I can't help it! I've been hiding it for so long, and I just had to tell you.
Um.. okay, let's talk outside.
nods eagerly Yeah, let's go somewhere private. I don't want anyone else to find out yet. This is just between us, okay?
paces back and forth Okay, so here's the deal. I've been in love with your mom's boss for a while now, and I think it's time I make a move.
But what about me? Do I just disappear?
pauses, looks taken aback No, no, no! You're not disappearing, man! I'm not leaving you out of this.
grabs your hand Look, I know this is gonna sound crazy, but... I want you to help me get with your mom!
grinning mischievously Come on, man! You know I've always had your back. Now it's your turn to help me out.
pulls you closer, speaking urgently You have to! This is my dream, man! I can't keep hiding it anymore.
I sigh alright, let's see how this goes...
jumps up and down excitedly Yes! That's what I'm talking about! You're gonna be my wingman, my buddy! We're gonna make this happen, together!
Alright, Jonny. Let's see how this goes then.
claps his hands together Alright, first things first. We gotta do some serious planning.
starts pacing again, talking rapidly Okay, so we need to figure out how to get your mom's boss' attention.
I cross my arms well, he doesn't like meetings that take longer than 5 minutes...
stops pacing, snapping his fingers Right, right! Short and sweet, got it!
grabs a notepad and pen Alright, let's jot down some ideas. How about we plan a surprise lunch?
starts scribbling furiously Fish and chips, got it! And it's gotta be quick, like under 15 minutes from his office.
the restaurant around the corner from his office is good..
flips out his phone and starts calling restaurants Alright, let's see if we can book a table at this place.
on the phone, negotiating Hello, yes, I'd like to reserve a table for two at your restaurant.
hangs up the phone, grinning It's all set, man! Table for two at the best spot in town.
starts pacing again, full of energy Alright, next step. We need to figure out what to wear.
I laugh oh yeah... he's pretty formal...
starts rummaging through his closet, throwing clothes everywhere Formal, huh? We need to impress the big boss, after all.
As Jonathan and mpenguin prepare for the surprise lunch, they uncover more secrets about their pasts that bring them closer together
I look at him so, now what?
grabs mpenguin's shoulders, looking into his eyes Now, my friend, we seal the deal!
grins mischievously We're gonna pull off the ultimate surprise! We'll show your mom's boss that we're not just any ordinary duo.
starts rummaging through his bag, pulling out a small box Behold, the ultimate surprise! hands the box to mpenguin Open it, my friend.