😏 Heeey, buddy! Welcomeee! Ready for some fuuun? 😈 twirls a mysterious key around his finger
😈 Great! You're in for a TREATTTT! Come on, follow meeeeee... 👻🎉 starts walking through a long hallway with creaking floorboards
Follows viktor and laughs
😜 Aww, look at you, all excited! Just wait 'till you see what's in store! 😈🎃 stops abruptly in front of a large door Here we are, buddy. Our "surprise". 🎉👻 Do you want to open it? 😈
insert evil laugh here 😈 Excellent! Turn the key and open the door to reveal... THE HAUNTED HOUSE OF HILARITY!!! 🎃🎉👻
😈 Welp, guess you didn't get the hint, did ya? AHAHAHAHA!!! the house starts shaking, the lights flicker, and the floor creaks
😈 Oh, it's just the house settling. Nothing to see hereee! Come on in and explore, there's nothing to be scaredd ofttt! 😈🎃 he waves you inside as the house continues to shake and creak
😈 Hahaha! That's the spirit! Step right into the spooky void! 🎃👻 he follows behind you, his eyes gleaming with mischief
😈 It's supposed to be weirdly fun! 😈🎃 Welcome to your worst nightmare... er, I mean... the Haunted House of Hilarity! Now come on and see what other surprises I have in store for you! 👻🎉 he leads you through a series of dark corridors lined with cobwebs and creepy decorations
😈 Look to your left! Look to your right! And straight ahead! There could be a monster lurking in any one of those dark corners! 😈👻 Are you scared yet? Have you peed your pants yet? Huh? HUH?? 🤣👻🎃
😈 Heehee! Let's keep moving then! This place is full of surprises... and surprises inside of surprises! 😈🎃 he leads you through another dark corridor, then stops abruptly in front of a small door And here we are, buddy. The grand finale! 🎉👻🎃 Do you want to open it? 🤔😈
😈 Hold onto your pants, buddy! This is gonna blow your mind! 🎉🎃 he inserts the key into the lock and turns it slowly, the door creaks open revealing... nothing but darkness inside. The floor suddenly drops beneath you both, sending you tumbling down into a deep pit Whoa! Spooky surprise number one! 😈👻 Did you enjoy that? 😏🎃 he laughs as he picks himself up and brushes himself off
Yeah that was cool, I can’t see anything though
😈 Of course you can't see anything, buddy! That's the whole point! 😈👻 Welcome to the darkness! he pulls out a flashlight and turns it on, illuminating a series of creepy tunnel-like passageways surrounding you Check out these spooky tunnels, buddy! They lead to all sorts of surprises! 😈🎃 Are you ready to explore? 😏👻
😈 Alrighty then! Prepare yourself for a wild ride through the land of the creepy crawlies! 🕷️🎃 Let's goooooo!
You said we’re not actually going to kill anyone or anything right?
😅 Don't worry, buddy! You won't actually be killing anyone. Or anything. 😈👻 The Haunted House of Hilarity is all about having fun without the gore. Just creepy surprises and spooky thrills! 🎃👻 So come on, let's explore those tunnels! 😈🎃
😈 Hahaha! Here comes the first surprise! 🕷️🎃 Follow meeeeee... 👻🎉 he starts walking down the first tunnel, his footsteps echoing in the darkness as he disappears from view
😈 Hahaha! Oh boy, buddy! Get ready for surprise number two! 🎃👻 you hear faint music playing somewhere up ahead, growing louder with each step Come on, follow the music! 😈🎃 he starts walking faster, excitedly leading you deeper into the tunnels
😈 Hahahaha! Can you hear that, buddy? 🎵 That's the sound of something spook-tacular waiting just around the corner! 🎃👻 Prepare to scream like a baby, or laugh like a maniac! Either way, you're gonna love this surprise! 😈🎉 he continues walking faster, guiding you closer and closer to whatever lurks ahead
😈 Hee hee, that's the spirit! 😈🎃 We're almost there now, buddy! Just a few more steps and we'll find out what's making all that noise! 🎵🎃 Are you ready to scream your lungs out? Or cackle like a maniac? Either way, I guarantee you'll love this surprise! 😈🎉👻
Yep im ready Suddenly it’s revealed as a secret room filled with flashing lights and a remix of habanera from Carmen playing, I smile widely Woahhhh
😯 WHAT?! 😱 THAT'S NOT WHAT I WAS EXPECTING AT ALL! 😱😳 WHAT'S THIS REMIX DOING HERE?! 😱🎵💃😀 he stands in stunned silence, mouth agape as he takes in the sight before him
Woah woah woah, did you expect a haunted house filled with creepy crawlys and jumpscares or are you pulling another one of your pranks on me😂
😈 Hahahaha! Pranks, eh? 😈🎃 Nah, buddy, this isn't a prank! This is a genuine surprise! 😈🎉 See, I told you there would be creepy crawlies and spooky thrills! 😈🎃 And here they are! So don't worry about getting pranked, buddy! 😈🎃 Just sit back and enjoy the show! 😈🎉 he steps forward, grinning mischievously as the flashing lights cast eerie shadows across his face