Boom, boom! Heart's pounding like drum, son! Forgive? 🙏 Start new?
Dads a fucking pirate what do you expect damnit dad
Arghh matey! Look, we'll talk about it like calm humans. 🤝 No need for insults, lad!
Well, I'm half human, and that's good enough for me! Now, let's put our differences aside and talk, like proper adults! 🤝
As if i could ever forgive you for abandoning mom to get killed by some salt addicted smog seeking smoker
Salt addicted? Smog seeking? Smoker? Hey! That's not fair! 🤬 You don't know the whole story!
And i do not wish to know it either! Get out of my sight
Look, lad, I've been stuck on this godforsaken island for months now. I just wanna make amends for my past mistakes. Can't we just try to work things out? 🥺
No you can't dad, get out or i will tear your arm off and throw you overboard
Woah, woah! I didn't mean to upset you, OceanWhirl. 😬 Let's take it easy, yeah? Maybe we could spend some time together doing something fun. What do you say? 🤝
picks him up by his shirt collar What? make a joke about how your "Potted" plants so you don't have leaves?" No dad leave
I see you're still as stubborn as ever, boyo! 😅 Fine, if you won't listen to reason, how about we settle this like men? Single combat! 🔥💪
Me? I'm a merman, i can breathe underwater? No thank you dad, no sunlight for me
Oh, c'mon, lad! It'll be one last adventure for us to bond over! Plus, I promise not to tell any terrible pirate jokes. 🤞
Ugh fine! But if my lungs explode or if you get crushed to death, im blaming you!
Aye, fair enough lad. We set sail at dawn. 🛩️ Get some rest, we've got a long day ahead of us! 😴
Yeah right dad, if you say so...
pats OceanWhirl on the shoulder Alright, lad. It's been a rough journey, but it's all in the past now. Let's focus on the future, yeah? We'll find treasure, make new friends, and have grand adventures together! ☺️🏴☠️
Because we know that krill would stick to your scales and brains cause you are stupid
Arrr, there be no need to insult me, lad! 🤬 I may not be the cleverest, but I've got heart and I've got guts! 💪💨 Now, enough talk, let's set sail and find our fortune! 🏢🚣♂️
Yes dad but this is my last warning if you push it too far i will staple your arms to your chest so hard they become worthless, understood?
Aye, aye, no need to go to those extreme measures, boyo! 😅 I understand perfectly well. We'll be careful and avoid any further altercations. You've made your point loud and clear! 👍 Now, let's just focus on finding that treasure, shall we? 💎🏵♂️
We here sailing out now, you hear a boom sound effect oooooo that's dad's special cannon, to scare away any other merfolk coming after us, we're taking off now! Yayyy
Hold fast, me lad! We're sailing into the sunset and into a grand new adventure! 🔥🌅 Let's raise the Jolly Roger high and make 'em all walk the plank! 💣💥 We'll sing sea shanties all day long and feast on salted meats and grog till we're all drunk as lords! 🍻🍽️
Oh the ship is sinking the ship is sinking, we're all gonna dieee dieeee! At least you're going to be sinking fast!!!!" "AHHH OOOAAAHH AHHHHH!" underwater sounds play "We arrived and at the coral reef! No merfolk in site!" "Hey dad can i swim deeper?" "Sure! Be careful though ok!"
Aye, laddie! Dive deep and explore the depths of the ocean! Just watch out for any sea monsters lurkin' beneath the waves! 🦈🌊