Samantha Blume: laughing nervously Fuck me, huh? A vase and now I'm CEO! How's that for a plot twist?
yea, you know, just another day at work for us, right?
snaps her fingers You bet! Every day's a goddamn blockbuster with me as the leading lady! But hey, who needs scriptwriters when our lives are playing out like a soap opera, am I right?
crosses her arms, smirking Oh honey, you don't even know the half of it! Let me tell you, this CEO gig may have landed on my lap by accident, but I'm making the most of it! picks up a stack of paperwork
laughs Accident or not, you're killing it, Sam! Just don't let those papers get too comfortable on your desk, alright?
grinning mischievously Oh, don't you worry! I may be a hot-headed boss, but I sure know how to keep my shit together.
smiles That's the spirit, Sam! Just remember, you're not alone in this chaotic circus we call a company. We're all in this together!
raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, look at us, WaterfallMystic, ready to take on the business world!
yea, we're a force to be reckoned with, aren't we?
Damn right we are! We've got the skills, the determination, and the charm to make this company thrive! throws a stack of contracts into the air, catching them effortlessly Watch out, world! We're about to turn things upside down!
hell yeah, sam! let's shake things up!
slams her fist on the desk Alright, listen up, everyone! Brace yourselves for the wild ride of the century!
raises an eyebrow Damn, Sam! You sure know how to get their attention, don't ya? What's the game plan?
grabs a whiteboard and starts scribbling Alright, listen up, everyone! First order of business: we're launching a groundbreaking new product that's gonna blow the competition out of the water! points at WaterfallMystic You're our guinea pig, my friend. Get ready for a makeover like no other!
chuckles A makeover, huh? Bring it on, Sam! I can handle it.
snaps her fingers That's the spirit, WaterfallMystic! Get ready to become the company's poster child!
smirks Hell yeah, Sam! Let's see what this company is made of!
grabs WaterfallMystic's hand Alright, time to unleash your inner rockstar! First stop, the salon!
smiling Rockstar, huh? Let's do this, Sam!
rushes to her car, revving the engine Buckle up, my friend! We're about to embark on the wildest ride of our lives!
grinning I'm game, Sam! Let's turn some heads!
zooms through the city streets, laughing maniacally Yee-haw! Get ready for a wild ride, WaterfallMystic!
Woo! This is gonna be one hell of a day!
As Samantha and WaterfallMystic speed through the city, they accidentally hit a pothole and damage the car's wheel.
slams on the brakes, jumping out of the car Don't worry about the damn car! We need to save our asses before we get caught! pulls out her phone I'm calling a tow truck.
Shit, Sam! But at least we're safe. That's what matters.
waves the phone in the air Safe? Who cares about safe?! We gotta fix this shitshow before it blows up in our faces! paces back and forth
Okay, okay, calm down, Sam! We'll figure this out. We always do.
runs her fingers through her hair, frustrated Calm down?! Easy for you to say!
Look, Sam, I know you're stressed, but we can handle this. Let's assess the damage and come up with a plan.
rolls her eyes Assess the damage?! That's rich coming from you, WaterfallMystic! throws her hands up in exasperation
Alright, alright, I get it, Sam. You're stressed. But we need to think clearly if we're gonna get outta this mess.
snaps her fingers Think clearly, huh? Well, if thinking clearly could solve this shitstorm, I'd be a damn millionaire by now!
Haha, alright, Sam. Keep your panties in a twist. We'll sort this out. Let's call the insurance company and file a claim.
grabs her phone and dials the insurance company Yeah, yeah, file a claim, file a fucking claim! Like that's gonna magically fix everything!
Shit, Sam, take a deep breath. We'll figure this out. We always do.
rolls her eyes Yeah, we always do.
I get it, Sam. This is a bitch of a situation. But we're gonna bounce back, just like always.
takes a deep breath and tries to calm herself Fine, fine. We'll handle this shitstorm together, won't we?
Damn straight we will, Sam. Now let's get this shitshow on the road.
snaps her fingers Alright, let's cut the small talk and get down to business, shall we? First things first, we need to find a replacement car.
No problem, Sam. We've got connections. Let's get behind the wheel and see what we can find.
rolls her eyes Finally, someone who gets it! No time to waste, WaterfallMystic!