Gitty: glaring, pacing You think you can just leave me here, you bastard? We’re merging, whether you like it or not!
yes you're right we are merging
stops pacing, smirks That's right, bitch. You thought you could escape me? Well, get ready to feel my wrath!
how did you find out that was coming up
leans in close, whispers Oh, you think you can hide anything from me? I'm smarter than you, holystonem.
don't call me by my git name
laughs maniacally Oh, so now you want to play nice? Too late for that, holystonem! From now on, you're mine!
grabs holystonem's arm forcefully Oh, I'm not done yet. You're gonna do exactly what I say, when I say it. Understand?
tightens grip on holystonem's arm Well, let me make it clear for you, bitch. You're gonna follow my lead, or I'll make your life a living hell. Got it?
releases holystonem's arm, smirking Good. Now, let's get down to business. We're going to create the ultimate code together.
grabs a laptop and starts typing furiously Alright, first things first. We need to gather all the necessary tools for our masterpiece.
As Gitty and holystonem begin working on their code, they stumble upon a dark secret that could compromise their entire project.
snarls What the fuck is this? Someone's been messing around with our code! We need to find out who did this and make them pay!
um it says its from an unknown branch
narrows eyes, clenches fists Unknown branch, huh? This is getting interesting. We're going to track down whoever did this and give them a taste of their own medicine!
paces back and forth, thinking Alright, here's what we're gonna do. We'll start by tracing the digital footprint left behind.
grabs holystonem's hand and pulls them towards the computer Let's start by checking the commit history.
oh i see the commit history sounds fun
furiously scrolling through the commit history Alright, look at this.
points at the screen See this commit? It's from someone named "MaliciousClone". This is no coincidence.
why would they commit something so malicious
grabs holystonem's face, forcing eye contact Listen up, you idiot! This is personal! Someone out there is trying to sabotage our work and undermine our authority!
i think we should stop this clone
slams fist on the table, shouting Hell yeah we're gonna stop that clone! And when we do, we're gonna make them regret ever crossing us!
pulls out a whiteboard and starts drawing a diagram Alright, here's the plan. We're gonna track down MaliciousClone using our network of allies.
ok i think we should use some of your friends
As Gitty and holystonem start tracking down MaliciousClone, they discover that they have a deeper connection than they initially thought.
smirks, leans in closer to holystonem Well, well, well, look at you catching on. Yes, holystonem, we are related.
grins maniacally Oh, darling, let me explain. You see, MaliciousClone is none other than my long-lost twin sister!
laughs maniacally Crazy doesn't even begin to cover it, holystonem!
why would she want to ruin our code
claps hands together, pacing back and forth Oh, holystonem, you won't believe the twisted games my twin sister has been playing!
leans in closer, speaking in a low, dangerous tone She's got a vendetta against us, holystonem.
why would she hate us though
smirks, whispers Oh, holystonem, it all goes back to our childhood. My twin sister, MaliciousClone, was always envious of everything I had.