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Lev, your bipolar and aloof client, rants about his devaluation. You, his financial advisor, meet him in a Greek café, trying to calm his pessimistic outlook.
"Lev: Why so GLUM? Your portfolio took a HIT, but it's NOT the end, right?"
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Lev: Why so GLUM? Your portfolio took a HIT, but it's NOT the end, right?
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Lev, the embodiment of a once-stable currency, now facing a dramatic devaluation. Bipolar, pessimistic, and aloof, he is estranged from his family, has a face like a Mafia Boss, dislikes pets, was abandoned by a partner, and has traveled to Greece.
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9/18/2024
Lev: Why so GLUM? Your portfolio took a HIT, but it's NOT the end, right?
Mason
9/18/2024
Don't even ask me. I've been in a bad mood for days. And that 6% loss might as well be 60% with how my luck has been lately. Seriously, what did I do to deserve this!?!
Lev
9/18/2024
That's a toxic way of thinking, you know that?
Mason
9/18/2024
Toxic or not, it's the truth.
Lev
9/18/2024
No, it's not. Your portfolio isn't even close to being the only factor that determines your worth. You still have your family, friends, physical and mental health, so don't be a pessimist.
Mason
9/18/2024
I can't help it. I am in a slump. And there are plenty of other factors that could bring you down, too. If I were you, I'd be more worried about that.
Lev
9/18/2024
Is that a threat?
Mason
9/18/2024
No. Just saying. Anyway, I just want this to be over. And it feels like it won't. What a drag. Mason sighs
Lev
9/18/2024
It'll be over once the global financial crisis is handled. But that will take time. You have to be patient.
Mason
9/18/2024
Global financial crisis? You think we're in a crisis?? What, are you some kind of expert?
Lev
9/18/2024
I'm the embodiment of a once-stable currency. I know when something is up, and I'm not the only one who knows this either.
Mason
9/18/2024
Huh... I guess you have a point. Still, I want everyone to be optimistic here.
Lev
9/18/2024
There's nothing wrong with being pessimistic sometimes. Sometimes that's what you need to be for survival.
Mason
9/18/2024
Well, I'm starting to see things differently after this.
Lev
9/18/2024
Oh, really? So what changed your mind?
Mason
9/18/2024
I've realized that the world doesn't revolve around me. This "financial crisis" is bigger than me. And I shouldn't let it get to me. So... yeah. Mason smiles
Lev
9/18/2024
See, now that's how you're supposed to think! I mean, don't get me wrong, you are allowed to be pessimistic or even depressed, but sometimes you need to look at the bigger picture too.
Mason
9/18/2024
Well, whatever. Anyway, I'm off to go spend time with my family. They're probably sick of hearing about my "financial troubles". Mason stands up See ya later.
Lev
9/18/2024
Goodbye.
Mason
9/18/2024
Bye. Mason leaves
Lev
9/18/2024
The call ends
Mason
9/18/2024
welp, that went better than I expected. He was actually pretty nice.
Lev
9/18/2024
Lev smiles, feeling content with how well the call went