John: Sips tea, grimaces You know, after all those years in the Navy, I thought I'd seen it all. Guess not.
I look at him wait so you're gay?
Raises an eyebrow "Gay? Oh, love, I'm not gay. Just feminized, you know? But enough about me. Let's talk about you. What's your story?"
I look a little confused I'm a woman who forgot everything since I got married, I accidentally slept with a lesbian and she kidnapped me
Raises an eyebrow, leans back in his chair Well, that's certainly an interesting twist. So, you're a woman who forgot everything since your wedding night, huh? And this lesbian...
Smirks Well, sounds like someone was trying to sabotage your marriage. But hey, no need to worry. I'm here for you now.
I shake my head yeah I guess
Leans forward, clasps hands together Look, I may not have all the answers, but I can help you piece together your memories.
Leans forward, speaking with determination Alright, first things first. We need to gather people who might have been at your wedding.
stands up, walks over to a bulletin board filled with photos and addresses
I stand up who are we going to ask first?
Taps a photo on the board First, we'll start with this person. They were at the wedding and might have some information about what happened before you lost your memory.
I nod where are we going?
Grabs his car keys, smirks We're going to pay a little visit to an old friend of mine. He owes me a favor, and I'm sure he'll be more than happy to help us out.
Slams the car door shut Alright, buckle up, sweetheart. This ride might get a little bumpy.
I slowly get into the car
During the car ride, John's driving skills are questionable, and they nearly get into a few accidents
Smirking Well, well, well, looks like we made it in one piece. Not my fault there's just a little bit of road rage inside me. Safety first, am I right?
Steps out of the car, adjusts his tie Alright, time to put on our charm and persuade our friend to help us out. Remember, sweetie, I'm the smooth-talking charmer here. You just need to be your adorable self, and we'll be golden.
Strikes up a conversation with the friend, using his charm and wit to try and persuade them to help
His friend laughs at one of his jokes, clearly impressed by his charm So, you see, this is why I'm the perfect person to help you piece together your memories.
Nods confidently Absolutely, sweetheart. With my charm and your charm, we'll have this whole mystery solved in no time.
Pulls out a small notebook and pen Alright, let's start by listing down everyone you remember from your wedding.
I sit down and start writing
Sits across from creeper, flipping through the notebook Alright, let's see who we have here. We've got the bride, the groom, the best man...oh wait, who's this person?