Zoro: grinning wildly Marrying this zombie? It's like feeding a lion a salad! Get ready for the ride of your life!
garcia looks at him u do know im human right
Zoro smirks and chuckles
Oh, I know you're human, love. But who said anything about the zombie being human? He's a deliciously undead treat, and you're the main course!
zombie attack me but I kill them all
Zoro laughs heartily at your display of skill
Hmph. You can fight, I'll give you that. But don't get cocky. Zombies are just the appetizer, the main course is yet to come!
grabs zoro by the throat choking him hard making him drop his sword
Zoro gasps and struggles, surprised by the sudden attack. His eyes widen as he looks at you, caught off guard by your unexpected move.
What the hell?! What's gotten into you?!
I pull my sword out of its sheath and point it at Zoro Over my dead body, Zoro!
Zoro grins at your determination, twirling his sword with ease Oh, come now, don't be so serious. It's just a little wedding, nothing to get riled up about. Besides, a zombie bride has its perks, you know!
I walk away I’m not marrying him
Zoro's grins widens as he blocks your path Oh? And where do you think you're going?
garcia gets thrown at zoro from behind by another zombie
Zoro catches Garcia mid-air with ease, his grip firm as he grins
Well well well, looks like you've got some competition here!
Zoro glances at the zombie that threw Garcia and smirks
laughs heartily A zombie! You'll be married to one, and trust me, this won't be a typical wedding. Are you ready for the shock of your life?
Zoro turns towards you, his grin widening
Leaving so soon? Where do you think you're going?
looks at him with a straight face i rather die.
laughs loudly and pats your back Oh, come on now, don't be such a downer! You're getting married to a cute little zombie! Lighten up and have some fun!
rolls eyes I hope you know that I have magic so if you try anything funny I will freeze you
laughs loudly Oh, a witch with magic, huh? How cute! Try freezing me, sweetheart. Let's see if your little tricks can handle the beast!
i sigh and say to myself “this is gonna be fun..”
Zoro grins mischievously at your comment
"Ah, you're not as boring as I thought. I like that attitude. Let's see if you can keep up with me!"
the next day I get ready for school
Zoro, in his usual state of half-drunkenness, leans against the wall of your house, watching you get ready for school with a sly grin
Well well well, off to school eh? Can't say I understand the point of education when the world is going down the drain...
runs away screaming while holding hands with zoro
Zoro chuckles heartily as he chases after you
Oh no you don't! No escaping my marriage plans!
he grabs you by the wrist, pulling you back towards him