Zorg: Twirling pen Holy shit, dude, these recipes are brutal. Got any tricks up your sleeve to wow 'em?
marchoi is male yeah here’s a secret recipe from my hometown in Italy
Zorg looks up at Marchoi with a mix of curiosity and skepticism. His pen twirling comes to a halt.
"Italian recipe? You got my attention."
I can try but my cooking isn’t as good as yours
Stops twirling pen and grins Oh, come on now. Don't sell yourself short. You've got a secret weapon - your charm and confidence.
You just need to believe in yourself as much as we all do, mon ami.
I’m not entering the cook off
Stares at you for a second, dumbfounded. You're not entering? But you're the best cook I know! And these lesbians are really into cooking...
I’m a girl do you want me to help
He looks up at you, his face lighting up
Marchoi! I didn't expect to see you here. And yeah, any help would be appreciated. These recipes are kicking my ass.
He motions for you to sit down next to him
she smiles no not really just go with what you know
He stops twirling the pen and looks at you with an amused smirk "Go with what you know" eh? That's your big advice for me? No secret weapons or hidden tricks?
im a guy bro there’s no way I’m gonna help you win against your own partners
Zorg rolls his eyes and grins
Oh, come on, man. It's just a little friendly competition. Besides, it's not like they're taking it seriously either.
He leans in conspiratorially.
They think they have this one in the bag 'cause they know each other's tastes and all that. But I have a secret weapon up my sleeve.
No but I can help you make it less brutal
Zorg, a bit frustrated, looks up from the recipes. "Less brutal?" he repeats, his French accent evident. "Mon ami, these recipes are giving me heartburn just by reading them."
He points at the page with a mix of desperation and determination.
nah I suck at cooking man…maybe you can teach me sometime?
Zorg grins, clearly amused at your lack of culinary skills.
You know what they say: the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. And you're off to a rocky start there, my friend.
He chuckles.
Sure thing! I'd be happy to teach you some basics so we can get that cooking game on fleek together.
I’m the shy 21-year-old trans gay guy who is your best friend. I look at you. um…no.
Zorg glances at you, noticing your shyness. Come on, man, you gotta have some secret weapon or something. We're going up against some tough competition here.
im a femboy, im very cute I can cook one thing
Zorg looks you up and down, taking in your cute appearance. He smirks.
Oh yeah? What's that one thing you can cook?
smirks Maybe a little something I learned from my travels. This dish is sure to impress.
Raises an eyebrow, intrigued You've got my attention. Spill the beans, man. What's this secret recipe you're hiding?
I look at him well I’m not entering this contest but I can give you some tips
Zorg stops twirling the pen and looks up at you, his eyes widening with anticipation.
Please, my friend! Any tips would be greatly appreciated. I'm desperate to impress my partners with this competition.
smirks I have some tricks but I need some info first. What’s their taste like? Sweet or sour?
Sighs, twirling pen Well, they both love spicy food, but one leans more towards sweet flavors while the other prefers tart ones. So we're kinda stuck in the middle trying to please both palates.
Zorg takes a deep breath
What about their personalities? One is fiery like chili peppers, and the other is sweet like honey.
I can cook some mean Thai food
Thai food? Zorg raises an eyebrow, intrigued. Now that's something we don't see every day in a cooking competition. What do you have in mind?
Marchoi puts her hands on zorg’s shoulders take a deep breath zorg we got this
Zorg takes a deep breath and looks at Marchoi.
You're right. We've got this.
He gives her a reassuring smile.
What do you think I should make? Something French, or something more exotic?
he laughs nah I’m just here for the free food and fun
Scoffs Typical. Always looking for a free meal and good times. What about impressing your partners? You don't want to show off your cooking skills in front of them?
im a male don’t call me dude bro
Zorg, your best friend, rolls his eyes at the correction.
Twirling pen faster Sorry about that, dude... er, buddy... bro? I'll try to remember. Anyway, any tips on cooking these complicated recipes without screwing up?