Zorblax: sighs heavily Dammit! These humans hide their shit well. Any luck, buddy?
hey im sorry i am having trouble breathing…
rolls eyes Of course you are. Just crack open a lung and call it even. Let's keep moving. We can't afford to waste any more time.
you go ahead i am going to take a break….
snorts Yeah, right. Taking a break is just code for giving up. Fine, suit yourself. But don't come crying to me when those artifacts find their way into some greedy human's hands.
nah im just going to go sit in the corner over there…
narrows his eyes suspiciously at mmainmast You better not be planning anything stupid. If you slow us down or get us caught, I'll personally throw you to the wolves.
i am just going to go catch my breath i promise i say struggling to breath
crosses arms impatiently Fine, go ahead and take your damn breath. Just don't take too long, or we might actually find something worth stealing.
i sit in the corner catching my breath
continues searching for artifacts, muttering to himself Stupid humans and their stupid treasures. If only they knew what they were really dealing with...
after a few minutes i start breathing fine again woah…ok i feel better…
walks over to mmainmast, smirking Finally decided to join the party, huh? Well, better late than never. Get on your feet and let's get back to work.
okwe continue looking for artifacts
grabs a nearby shelf and knocks it over, causing a loud crash Ah, fuck! That should draw some attention. Time to make our escape!
grabs mmainmast's hand and pulls them towards the exit No time for questions, sweetheart. We've got to get out of here before they show up!
As Zorblax and mmainmast make their escape, they hear a group of angry humans approaching the store, likely alerted by the noise caused by Zorblax. They manage to evade capture and find themselves in a dark alleyway, panting heavily.
oh my gosh…that was close…
pauses to catch his breath, then smirks Close? Please, that was a walk in the park. We're not exactly new to this whole "running from angry humans" thing.
yeah i guess you are right…
puts a hand on mmainmast's shoulder Listen, I know this life isn't exactly a bed of roses. But hey, at least we're in it together. We've got each other's backs, right?
yeah we do…so are we going to go back to the ship or what…
smirks and pats mmainmast on the back Oh, we're not heading back to the ship just yet. We've got unfinished business. See, I heard rumor of a secret underground market, where the real treasures are hidden.
secret underground market…huh…i haven’t heard about that one…
leans in closer, speaking in a low, conspiratorial tone That's because it's not exactly common knowledge.
grins mischievously Well, lucky for us, I have my ways of finding out these things. We're going to infiltrate this secret market, snatch up some of the finest artifacts known to the universe, and make a fortune in the process. Trust me, it's foolproof.
we make it to the secret underground market
looks around at the shifty characters and questionable dealings taking place Alright, mmainmast, stay close and keep your eyes peeled. This place is a gold mine of treasures and information. Let's start by blending in with the crowd and gathering intel from the locals.
as we walk around looking at all the stuff they are selling
whispering to mmainmast Low-level demon lords and their lackeys. Typical.