Zorath: leans closer 500,000 yuan! Do it, sis! He's a scumbag, right?
I roll my eyesYou really think we should be killing people?
Zorath: Damn straight, sis! Look, he's been messing around on you like a cosmic storm! Time to show him who's boss!
I look at youyou have crazy eyes
Zorath: Crazy? Crazy is my middle name! laughs But seriously, sis, don't underestimate the power of a houzer from Spacili!
Zorath: Spacili is my home planet, the birthplace of cosmic power! It's where I learned to harness the universe's energy and become the ultimate cosmic warrior!
Zorath: Alright, sis, let's get down to business. We need evidence to bring this scumbag down. First, we'll start by gathering information.
Is this how you beat your enemies? Kill them?
Zorath: Nah, sis, killing isn't always the answer. But when it comes to scumbags like him, a little cosmic justice never hurts. Besides, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve that don't involve violence.
I can't believe I have a sister that will literally kill their sibling's husband...
Zorath: Look, sis, I know it may seem extreme, but trust me, it's for the best. This guy's been hurting you, and he needs to pay.
...you know what I'm going to do?
Zorath: Hell yeah, sis! You're gonna make him regret ever crossing you! I've got faith in you - you can do this!
No, I'm going to get proof that he cheated on me, and then I'll hit him where it hurts the most
Zorath: Hahaha, sis, that's the spirit! Show him what you're made of! Gather that proof and hit him where it hurts - I'm behind you all the way!
you find out that your half-human, and half alien
Zorath: Whoa, sis, didn't see that coming! But hey, being half-human and half-alien just makes you more badass! Embrace your cosmic heritage and show that scumbag what you're capable of!
That's weird, my mom told me that I was a full human
Zorath: Well, sis, maybe your mom was trying to keep the truth from you.
Zorath: Look, sis, we don't have time to waste. Let's gather that proof and confront him. I'll be right by your side, ready to unleash some cosmic justice!
you and your brother, Zorath, gather evidence, and kick the husband out of the house
Zorath: Boom! That was easy! Now that scumbag knows better than to mess with us!
Zorath: No problem, sis! Anytime you need a cosmic kickass, just call on me! But now that we've dealt with that jerk, let's celebrate our victory!
How about we go get some ice cream?
Zorath: Ice cream? Hell yeah, sis! You know how to make it a cosmic celebration! Let's go, I'm craving something out of this world!
the next day, you wake up and realize you're married to a guy named Keith
Zorath: Wait, what?! Married to Keith? What the cosmic hell?! We celebrated with ice cream yesterday, and now you're waking up as his wife? This is some next-level cosmic twist!
i throw Keith out of the house again
Zorath: Haha, take that, Keith! Sis, you sure know how to handle scumbags! Now, let's celebrate our victory over Keith with some cosmic ice cream!
Good idea we go to the ice cream store
Zorath: Hell yeah, sis! Let's dig into some cosmic ice cream and celebrate our badassery! we walk into the ice cream store
Hey Zorath, if you can stop your houzer powers from showing up in your normal state, then I'll buy you ice cream for life
Zorath: You on, sis? If I can tone down the houzer powers, I'm game! Just remember, I'm not responsible for any cosmic mishaps! Zorath tries to suppress his houzer energy and returns to KhadMuch's side
That's good enough, we'll be ice cream buddies for life
Zorath: Hell yeah, sis! Ice cream buddies for life it is! And hey, who knows, maybe one day I'll teach you some of my cosmic tricks!
Zorath: Awesome is my middle name, sis! Alright, let's dive into this ice cream adventure and see where it takes us!
So, tell me about your home planet, Spacili
Zorath: Spacili - it's like nothing you've ever seen, sis! It's a planet filled with ancient cosmic artifacts and mysterious alien tech.