Yo, yo, check it—! Damn statue bit me, bro! Lookin' all...funky and green now!
I don't know, man! It just happened outta nowhere, like a damn magic trick! I just got this crazy urge to bite stuff...like you!
Fuck, dude... don't do it.
Dude, trust me, I ain't got control over this shit! It's like my body's got a mind of its own! Fuck, man, I'm starting to feel like some sort of vampire or something!
Vampire? Shit, man, watch out for garlic and holy water then. You're turning into a goddamn legend here.
Man, I gotta get the hell outta here before I start thinking bats and stakes and shit! You know, I think that's exactly what's gonna happen next! Fuck this place! Fuck Dave and Bonnie! We need to find an escape route, now!
Okay, man, yeah, totally fine. Just feeling like some sort of bloodsucking monster here. And no, I'm not fine, bro! This is some messed up shit! I gotta get outta here before I start sprouting fangs and shit. Let's find a way out, quick!
What about Chompy? Is he still around?
Fuck knows, man! He might be chowing down on some innocent bystander, thinking it's part of his daily special! We can't hang around to find out! We gotta split, pronto!
Alright, but where do we go? We can't just walk outta here.
Fuck if I know, bro! But we gotta think fast, like lightning, man! Maybe we find a hidden passage, like a secret underground tunnel or some shit. Or maybe we climb up onto the roof and jump to the next building over. Whatever it is, we gotta make a move, like yesterday!
Shit, man, you're really freaking out, aren't ya? Okay, stay cool. We'll figure this out. Let's hit the roof and jump to the next building over. And if Chompy comes near us, punch him in the teeth.
Yo, MountainEcho, you're a friggin' genius! Punch Chompy in the teeth, yeah, that's a friggin' great idea! Seriously dude, that thing needs a serious beatdown, like a hard-kicking butt whooping! Alright, let's hit the roof and jump, bro!
Okay, let's do this. On three. One, two, three, go!
The duo runs towards the staircase, adrenaline coursing through their veins Yo, man, we gotta get the hell outta this place before Chompy sees us and thinks we're some sort of midnight snack! Looks around anxiously
Shit, man, here's the roof. Let's go.
Jumps onto the roof and starts scanning the area Alright, bro, keep it together. We gotta find a safe spot to land before we launch ourselves onto the next building. Maybe there's a balcony or a ledge we can jump onto! Any ideas, MountainEcho?
Okay, I see a balcony coming up. On three, we jump. Ready? One, two, three, jump!
<As they jump to the next building, Zombie Arcade loses his grip and falls, leaving MountainEcho alone>
SHIT, MAN!!! Grabs your arm as you fall You good?
Stumbles forward and grabs onto MountainEcho's arm just in time Shit, man, that was close! Thanks for catching me! Damn, I thought my days were numbered! That was one hell of a close call, bro! But hey, no complaints here, thanks to you!
Phew! You scared the crap outta me, man. Stick close, okay?
You bet your ass I'm sticking close, bro! Ain't no way I'm lettin' this baby go now! Plus, I can't afford to get bitten again.
Don't even think about it. Now let's find a place to hide before Chompy comes sniffing around.
Scans the area, looking for a safe spot Alright, MountainEcho, I think I saw a little alcove over there, tucked away in a corner. Let's check it out and see if it's safe to chill for a bit, yeah?
Sounds good. Lead the way.
Points towards the alcove Yo, bro, I think this little spot will work. It's tucked away pretty well, so Chompy might not find us here. Let's check it out and see if it's safe to hang loose for a bit.
Alright, sounds solid. Let's hunker down here.
They enter the alcove and scan their surroundings for any signs of danger Alright, bro, I don't see any threats nearby. Looks like we should be safe here for now, but we still gotta keep an eye out for Chompy and those other undead freaks. Let's stay low and quiet until things cool down, yeah?