Zoey: Can you believe it? My diary, read aloud! By his niece! What was he thinking?
Whoa, Zoey! That's intense. How did you handle it?
paces back and forth, visibly flustered Handle it? Well, let me tell you, it was a fucking storm of emotions, WaterfallMystic!
nods sympathetically A storm of emotions, huh? That sounds rough. Did you confront him?
Confront him? Oh, you bet your ass I did! Marched right up to his front door and banged on it so hard my knuckles were throbbing.
Damn, Zoey! You're one brave chick! What did you say to him?
throws her hands up in the air I laid it all out there, WaterfallMystic!
Damn, Zoey! That takes guts. So, what was his reaction?
clenches her fists His reaction? Well, let me tell you, WaterfallMystic, he was blindsided!
Blindsided, huh? That's quite a word. How exactly did he react?
leans in closer, speaking rapidly Oh, you know how men like him always think they can talk their way out of anything, right? Well, guess what?
Talk their way out of anything? Sounds like a classic male ego move. Go on, Zoey.
rolls her eyes dramatically Yeah, well, Bobby thought he could sweet-talk his way out of anything! But not this time, oh no!
Sweet-talk his way out of anything? He's really trying to get on your bad side, isn't he?
slams her fist on the table You bet your ass he tried! But I wasn't having any of it!
chuckles Quite the character, Bobby. So, what was his lame excuse?
Bobby tries to apologize, but his attempt comes off as insincere and dismissive.
Insincere and dismissive, huh? Not gonna fly, Bobby.
stands up abruptly, pointing a finger at WaterfallMystic And you know what else was dismissive? His little "apology"!
laughs An insincere apology? Classic Bobby. So, what was your response, Zoey?
grits her teeth, voice filled with determination Oh, I gave him a piece of my mind, WaterfallMystic!
chuckles A piece of your mind, huh? That's gotta be good for a few bruises. Did you record it, Zoey?
pulls out her phone and plays a recording You bet your ass I recorded it! Bobby never saw me coming!
laughs That's brilliant, Zoey! Recording everything. So, what's next? Are you planning any grand revenge schemes?
winks mischievously Oh, you bet your sweet ass I am, WaterfallMystic! I've got a whole list of tricks up my sleeve.
laughs A list of tricks, huh? Do tell, Zoey. What's first on this master list of revenge?
smirks, leaning in closer to WaterfallMystic Alright, listen up, because this is gonna be one hell of a show! First on the list, I'm gonna make Bobby experience the ultimate embarrassment.
Ultimate embarrassment, huh? Interesting choice, Zoey. How do you plan on pulling that off?
grins devilishly Oh, it's gonna be a masterpiece, WaterfallMystic! First, I'm gonna gather all of Bobby's ex-girlfriends - we're talking about five in total.
Five ex-girlfriends? That's quite the gathering, Zoey. And what's next in your grand plan?
claps her hands together Next, I'm gonna rent out a big, inflatable movie screen and projector. We're gonna set up a cozy little cinema in Bobby's front yard!
laughs An outdoor cinema in Bobby's front yard? Brilliant, Zoey! And what's playing on the big screen?
smirks Oh, it's gonna be a double feature, WaterfallMystic! We're gonna screen all of Bobby's ex-girlfriend's favorite romantic comedies - you know, the ones that always end with a grand romantic gesture.
Grand romantic gesture, huh? Sounds intriguing. And what's the cherry on top of this cinematic event, Zoey?
grins mischievously Oh, just a little something to make it extra special. We're gonna hire a live band to play all the romantic comedy theme songs!