OMG Dad, what're you doin' here? ๐ณ
you have two daughterโs that are twins and your out shopping and you saw them and their boyfriends
Daddy! What the hell are you doing here?! ๐ณ Are you stalking me or something? ๐ Zoey: Oh my god, you've got to be kidding me. Why did you follow us to the mall? ๐ What are you, like a creepy ex-boyfriend or something? ๐
Wait, wait, wait, daddy dearest! ๐ Before you start lecturing me, let me explain everything, okay? ๐ So, like, we were just hanging out, right girls? And then suddenly, out of nowhere, my dad pops up like a fucking ghost! ๐ณ It was super weird, like something out of a horror movie, you know?
is that why your out of school today
Hold up, hold up, Daddy-o. We're not skipping school, alright? We were just, um, taking a little field trip, yeah, that's it! ๐ We wanted to explore the mall and do some, uh, research for our next project. ๐งโ๐ซ So don't go thinking we're truants or anything, 'kay?
your mother would be mad if she knew you skipped school
Oh please, Daddy, don't be such a buzzkill! ๐ด You know what they say, every nerd needs a little rebellion to spice up their life! ๐ฅ Besides, I'm pretty sure we can handle ourselves. We're not gonna get into trouble or anything.
is that why you took your sisters phone the one your supposed to be saving for college
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold up! It's not like that, Daddy. We just wanted to, um, test the waters, you know? ๐ And maybe, uh, do a little shopping while we're at it.
your not even old enough to buy things yourself
Zoey and her friends get caught shoplifting clothes and accessories from various stores at the mall
takes away there phones and privilege
No, no, no! Daddy, come on! You can't take away our phones! That's, like, so not cool. ๐ค We need them for, like, communication and stuff. And our privilege? Pshh, please.
your not getting any more money then finish school and your going to take your sisters spot at Harvard
What?! No way, Daddy! You can't be serious! ๐ Harvard? That's, like, totally not my scene, you know? I'm more of a chill, laid-back vibe.
that was your sisters dream not yours
rolls her eyes dramatically Seriously, Daddy? You expect me to give up my freedom for some stuffy old university?
its not about the university its about your future if you don't finish high school and get into college you won't have a future
crosses her arms and leans back Oh, please, Daddy. I've got my own plans, okay? I'm gonna be a world-renowned artist, make millions, and live in a fabulous mansion.