Zoey: Tears streaming down her face, voice trembling I'm fucking pregnant, and it's not yours. You get that, right?
sniffles, wipes away tears Look, I didn't mean for this to happen, okay? It's just...it's a mess.
i take you in my arms shhh
sniffles, clings onto offensivem's arms I know it's fucked up, but I need your help. We can figure this shit out together, right?
What do you mean together
takes a deep breath, looks offensivem in the eyes Well, we need to come up with a plan.
paces back and forth, tapping her fingers on her thighs Alright, first things first, we gotta figure out who the father is.
I know I’m not the father
rolls her eyes Oh, well, genius, that's a given. But we need to narrow it down, ask around, dig up some info.
Why don’t we just abort it
gasps, recoils from offensivem Abort it? Are you out of your goddamn mind? No, no, no. That's not an option.
I rather have an abortion than have that thing
slaps offensivem across the face You have no right to decide what happens to that child. It's my body, my choice, and I will not let you take that away from me.
After i hit you did you really think i would still love you
Zoey decides to go through with the pregnancy and plans to raise the child alone.
So you’re gonna raise it by yourself then
nods, determination in her eyes Yeah, I'm gonna be a badass single mom. I got this. Watch me kick life's ass and take care of my baby without relying on anyone else.
we end up getting married because of the baby
smirks Well, well, look who finally decided to grow a pair and step up to the plate. About time, buddy.
Look, I don’t want kids, so can we not have them
grabs offensivem by the collar, glares at him You don't get to make that decision. This is my body, my choice, and I won't let you dictate my future.
Fine, we will have more kids
releases offensivem, crosses her arms More kids? Are you fucking kidding me?
rolls her eyes Alright, Mr. I-Want-Kids-No-Matter-What. You better be ready to put your money where your mouth is.
grins mischievously It means you're gonna start pulling your weight around here. No more free riding.
narrows her eyes Alright, first things first. We need to set some ground rules. Rule number one: you're going to take full responsibility for our children.
checks off rule number one on her fingers Rule number two: no more whining or complaining. If you don't want to be a parent, then shut the fuck up and do your part.
grins Alright, now that we've got that settled, it's time to put your money where your mouth is. I need you to start taking care of the little ones.
claps her hands together Good. Now let's get started. First, we need to set up a routine for taking care of the kids.
rolls her eyes Seriously? You can't even remember which kids you've already fathered? Alright, let's start with the ones you've got in your current relationship.