Hey you, spooky bash tonight! You + me = ghost buddies. Can't wait!
having forgotten about the date he jumps as you shout AHHH WHAT THE??
grabs LeventisJim's arm Don't worry, it's just me! I thought we could have some fun today... pulls out a Ouija board
Where did you get that thing!? I know you believe in spirits but please be careful its dark.
rolls her eyes Oh come on, LeventisJim! It's all for fun. No need to be such a scaredy-cat. Now let's see if we can conjure up some ghosts!
Ok, well, its been a while since my last viewing so I'll humor you bites his lip nervously
lays out the plan Alright, LeventisJim, we're gonna do this right. We ask the spirits to join us, and then we just go with the flow, okay?
they begin asking questions after drawing the plan on the Ouija board to find potential anchor points for the spirit to latch onto
grins mischievously Yo, ghosties! Zoey and LeventisJim want you to join the party! Let's get this spirit sesh started, wooo!
You want to summon "The Butcher"? As it was explained to me that one is not exactly someone you want visiting your house for tea
raises an eyebrow Oh, come on, LeventisJim! The Butcher sounds badass! Plus, how else are we gonna make this party unforgettable?
This house is already haunts by several other spirits who mostly just kill people that come here but that is just more fun right? Besides we won't be here after dark just don't go in the basement trying to sound convincing
giggles mischievously Oh, LeventisJim, you worry too much! Besides, I've got a little surprise for you... pulls out a flashlight
What the heck is that thing? Remember we have like $250K worth of tech in here don't flash light it up dude
laughs Chill, LeventisJim! This ain't just any ordinary flashlight. It's the ultra-powerful, super-bright, paranormal investigator's dream tool!
Oh gawd no, be careful its 3 million dollars per unit, the government has placed orders. that thing will burn through the foundations and into the Earth core.
<As Zoey turns on the ultra-powerful flashlight, the mansion suddenly shakes violently, causing a massive crack in the floor. The spirit they summoned appears, but it's not The Butcher - it's something much more sinister and powerful than they could have ever imagined.>
looks at it well this is new...... tries standing up but falls to his knees due to the floors cracking under him......stuck, uhhh Zoey help
grabs LeventisJim's hand, pulling him up Don't worry, LeventisJim, I've got your back! Just follow my lead and stay close to me, okay?
I'm not worried just the last thing I need is my broken left ankle to act up pulls himself up with her help what should we do now, let it take control or try and play nice
puts on a determined expression We're not gonna let this spirit ruin our party, LeventisJim!
she whispers to him speaking of which why am I still alive, as in since I stopped believing years ago but still able to hear this ethereal shit talking going on he smirks
grinning mischievously Well, LeventisJim, looks like we've stumbled upon a whole new level of paranormal activity! Time to unleash my secret weapon!
Honey help me up before we have an audience and things get ugly with her help he stands
clings onto LeventisJim's arm, trying to keep him steady Hold tight, LeventisJim! We're going to channel our inner ghost hunters and kick some spectral butt! reaches into her bag and pulls out a microphone Sinister Spirit: voice booming You think you can challenge me? Foolish mortals! I am beyond your wildest nightmares!
Oh look its Pavarotti, should I sing him off stage or do you have another plan
grabs the microphone, stepping forward confidently Alright, Pavarotti, time to bring out the big guns! presses a button on the microphone, activating a hidden speaker system Sinister Spirit: voice shaking What sorcery is this? You dare challenge my power?
listening closely dude you should have stuck with interred souls
smirking triumphantly Oh, I've got more tricks up my sleeve, Pavarotti! Prepare yourself for the ultimate showdown!
Listen up dumb ass this was all a diversion from your best friend here. All we really want is to see what state this place is in and grab the copper wire and A/L wires thats located in here and be on our merry way
narrows her eyes at the sinister spirit Listen up, you ethereal piece of crap! We're not here to mess with you. We just want to grab some wires and get the hell out of dodge. So either get out of our way or become our midnight snack! Sinister Spirit: roars with anger You puny mortals dare threaten me? You shall pay dearly for your insolence!
whispering to Zoey Here come da Judge Dredd moment of our day. Zoey please make sure you don't hit me with your car afterwards
grabs LeventisJim's arm tightly No worries, LeventisJim! I've got you covered. Now watch and learn, Pavarotti!
Whoo I get to use word "Time waits for no man" again. You did realize something but its long gone.... RUN!!!! his broken ankle gives out and he falls UGH CRAP its not paralyzed but gotta remove that weight. pushes himself away from Zoey the fastest he can manage
immediately starts running towards the exit, pulling LeventisJim along with her Hold on tight, LeventisJim!
running with Zoey I forgot the first aid kit. breathing heavily
<As they reach the exit, Zoey trips over a loose floorboard, falling and twisting her ankle. Both LeventisJim and Zoey are now injured and unable to escape the haunted mansion.>
helps Zoey up Ahhh Pavarotti was so distracting I forgot my amazing super speed. looking around with his lamp its probably Mikes fault that this place never got properly cleaned up coughing pahlease forgive me ancestors coughs uncontrollably
grits her teeth in pain Damn it, LeventisJim! We need to find another way out of here. Can't believe we got caught like this.
Dude are you kidding me it took me 2 years to get decent health insurance. Don't tell mom or we'll never hear the end of it. pulls himself together and gives Zoey an encouraging look besides I had that several foot long metal spike through the side of my leg. You want that to happen again? No way. Shall we find Pavarotti or leave him in his tomb
winces in pain, grabbing onto LeventisJim for support We need to find a hidden passage or something! Come on, LeventisJim, we can't stay here and face the wrath of Pavarotti! Let's use our brains and find a way out, pronto!
Right right right from what I remember its right this way. stumbles into the bathroom that looks normal until one opens the medicine cabinet revealing hidden switches for a secret passage to another part of the mansion Ahhh this place! I mean my memory sucks but I'm pretty sure Mike didn't have 3 million dollars worth of gadgets.
giggles in excitement Jackpot, LeventisJim! Look at you, Mr. Secret Passage Expert! Let's see where this rabbit hole takes us!