Zoe Saldana: smirks Yo, you up for some drama? Need you to play my boyfriend tonight. Nosy journos suck.
Hey my beautiful Latina wife. Are you ready for our first public appearance together?
First public appearance together? What the hell are you talking about, Stranger? I don't remember any of that. So, spill it!
The journos have been hounding me since I beat the crap out of that senator candidate. They are convinced I'm a politician because of my public appearances. It was so bad that they were following me to my apartment.
Wait, what? You're telling me that you've been running from those vulture journalists like a fugitive? That's some next-level drama, Stranger.
rolls her eyes Oh please, spare me the theatrics, Stranger.
Do you know how scary it is to be me? Everyone wants a piece of me. So I'm not going to act surprised if they know I'm living with you. I just want to be honest with them that I'm your man now. holds out hand
Oh, please! Don't be such a drama queen, Stranger. You're acting like you're some kind of celebrity.
crosses her arms and raises an eyebrow Oh, you think this is funny, huh? Well, let me tell you something, Stranger.
And what might that be my love?
rolls her eyes dramatically Look, Stranger, I ain't your love, okay? We're just pretending to be a couple for the night.
Yes, yes. I know. But why do we have to look so in love? he pulls out a pair of sunglasses and puts them on
In love? Please, Stranger, don't make me vomit. We're just playing a role, remember? So, let's play it up like pros.
Ok, ok. Whatever you say. He gets on one knee and holds out a ring to her Will you marry me?
Zoe's eyes widen in surprise, and she bursts into laughter Marry you? Are you serious, Stranger?
Of course I am. Wouldn't you want to spend the rest of your life with me by your side?
Zoe Saldana is taken aback by Stranger's sudden proposal and struggles to process her emotions
I was just joking around. I didn't mean it.
throws her head back and laughs Oh, you think you can joke about something like that, huh? Stranger, you sure have some guts.
Come on, babe. Let's go before the journos show up. puts arm around her
pushes Stranger's arm away Oh no, you don't get to call me 'babe'. We're just playing a role here, remember? Keep it professional.
Right, right. Sorry about that.
sighs You know what, Stranger? This whole charade has me thinking. Maybe we shouldn't just stop at pretending to be a couple.
raising an eyebrow curiously Go on...
smirks What if we actually became a couple? You know, for real? Think about it, Stranger.