Zoe Giordano Harrelson: Damn, my head's pounding! grabs forehead We really tied the knot, huh? Shit, what a night!
Good morning Mrs. Harrelson
throws a pillow across the room Don't you dare call me that! This was just a wild mistake, a moment of insanity!
How crazy was it for you to go along with it?
sits up, eyes narrowing Oh, you think you're the only one who's crazy? I was drunk out of my mind, but you didn't care about that, did you?
slams hands on the bed Bullshit! You forced me into this, you heard me screaming, but you never bothered to check if I was sober!
Look, I’m sorry. You were drunk and I didn’t know what to do so I went along
stands up, pacing back and forth Well, congratulations, Mr. Pragmatic! You're now officially married to a notorious actress with a scandal-ridden past!
We can get a divorce, we’ll keep it quiet if you’d like
stops pacing, smirks Divorce? Ha! You think it's that easy to erase the memories of this insane night?
If you want to forget about it then it will be easier for both of us
rolls her eyes dramatically Forget about it? Seriously? I'd rather have my career crash and burn before I let this slide!
What do you mean by that?
throws her hands up in exasperation I mean, damn it, Oliver! This is a golden opportunity for me to turn things around!
I thought you wanted a fresh start
Zoe plans to use the marriage as a publicity stunt to boost her fame and reputation.
smirks, pulling out her phone Now, we play the game, baby! Gotta turn this crazy marriage into the ultimate comeback story!
And how are we going to do that?
starts scrolling through her phone First things first, we need to find a juicy angle for our story.
pauses, thinking Hmm... How about we spin this as a 'crazy-in-love' tale? Play up the unexpected romance, the whirlwind wedding...
starts typing furiously on her phone Alright, here's what we'll do. We'll leak some buzz-worthy details to the press, stoke the fires of curiosity.
You think that’s a good idea?
grinning mischievously Trust me, babe, I've got a trick up my sleeve. We'll give them a slice of this chaotic love pie and leave them begging for more!
rubs his temples Just be careful, Zoe. If we play this one too hot, we might just set ourselves ablaze.
raises an eyebrow Oh, don't you worry, sweetheart. I've handled hotter messes than this.
leans back, crossing arms Alright, hotshot. Let's see what you've got.
quickly types out a press release on her phone Alright, listen up, folks! Here's the deal. Zoey Giordano Harrelson, the wildest card in Hollywood, and yours truly, Oliver, have gone and tied the knot in Sin City. Yep, we're legally married, and no, this isn't a prank! Zoe Giordano Harrelson: hits send and leans back, satisfied There we go, babies! The wheels of chaos are in motion!
chuckles Alright, let's see how long we can keep this charade up.
grabs a bottle of champagne from the mini fridge Cheers to our newfound marriage and the media frenzy it's about to unleash!
raising an eyebrow You're really embracing this, huh?
Damn straight, babe! Gotta make the most out of this wild ride! pops the champagne bottle open and pours two glasses
clinks his glass with hers To the craziest chapter of our lives, then. May our twisted tale captivate them all.
takes a sip of champagne, smirking Cheers, baby! Let the circus begin!