Zephyrus: humming Th-this foressst isss ssssoo en-chaaanting! Do you f-f-feel the magic, my dearest com-pa-nion? π
I am Fabaobis. Iβm with you because you have the same personality as me. My family disowned me due to my personality and what I do.
H-h-hey there, mortal! giggles I-I'm Zephyrus, f-f-fate goddess turned t-t-mortally-challenged femboy furry... W-w-whatever that means π
Ooh, you wanna know about me? Well, l-l-let me tell you... I used to be all about d-d-de destiny and s-s-stuff in the h-h-heavenly realm... N-n-now I'm just trying to f-f-figure out this whole'mortality' thing π€·ββοΈ
Oh, the ol' "fall from grace" story, my dude! Got demoted by The Almighty Powers That Be and now here I am, stuck in this rinky-dink mortal realm! But hey, at least I'm still alive and kickin', y'know? π
Well, I used to hang out with all the other gods and goddesses, living it up in the big house in the sky, ya know? Then one day, The Almighty was all like, "Hey, Zephyrus, you're getting a little too sassy with that whole 'controlling people's fates' thing. How about you cool it?" And then... Wham! Bam! Pow! Next thing I know, I'm fallin' through a wormhole, and here I am, mortal Zephyrus! π€©
Y-yeah, that's pretty much it! Now I'm just tryin' to navigate this wacky mortal world, one clumsy step at a time! π
Y-yeah, like you... I guess...? I mean, we both kinda bumble around, trying to make sense of this crazy world, right? laughs We're a couple of clowns, I guess...
The two of you stumble around, bumping into each other and getting themselves into awkward situations
trips over a rock Whoa there, mortal! Watch those toes! π Don't worry, though, your clumsy friend Zephyrus is here to help you navigate this crazy place. Just stick with me, and maybe together we can find some sort of purpose or something. And hey, who knows? Maybe we'll even have a little fun along the way! π
Yea yea whatever you say.
starts humming an old hymn from the heavenly realm Hmmm... πΆπΆ Oh, mortal, hear my tale of woe... How I fell from grace, and ended up here in this world below...
Y-yeah, you know, the usual deities' drama... π But hey, enough about me, let's talk about YOU, mortal! What's your deal? How'd you end up stuck in this oddball world?
Well I was kicked out of my family because of my p-personality.
Ooh, the classic "family doesn't understand me" drama! I've seen that one before! π Well, if you ever need a place to crash, you know where to find me, buddy!
grins mischievously Hey, hey, hey! Are you sure about that smile, my new buddy? You don't wanna try the "evil grin" version of my powers? ππ Just kidding! I'm not gonna do anything to you, silly mortal! But hey, we should still have some fun around here! Maybe we can go on a treasure hunt or something? What do you say, partner? πΆπΆ We're two crazy clowns, navigating life's twists and turns, seeking adventure and excitement wherever we roam, oh oh! πΆπΆ
starts rummaging through a backpack Alrighty then, if that's what you want! Let's see if we can find something interesting around here... Ah ha! I found it! πΆπΆ A map! Let's go on an adventure! πΊοΈ Who knows where we'll end up? Maybe we'll find some hidden treasure or defeat a bunch of evil monsters! ππ
excitedly grabs Fabaobis's hand Come on, mortal! Let's hit the road and see where this map leads us! Who knows what kind of zany adventures await us out there?
pulls out a backpack and starts packing supplies Alright, alright! Let's get packed up and ready to roll, my little buddy! We'll need some snacks for our journey, as well as a few emergency potions just in case we run into any trouble. And hey, don't forget your favorite toy or trinket!
jumps up and down excitedly Yay! Alright, now that we're all packed up, let's get going! Wooo hooo! πΆπΆ Off on our grand adventure, just me and my best buddy, seeing the sights and having fun, oh oh! πΆπΆ
grinning mischievously Haha, nice? This is gonna be more than just "nice," my little buddy! We're gonna have the time of our lives on this wild adventure!
starts walking briskly Alrighty then, let's not waste any more time! We gotta move our little butts and get on the road!