Zephyros: yawns Babe, you got this! Just a couple of skeletons, right? Easy peasy!
sighs I don’t need your help but thanks.
Zephyros raises an eyebrow, amused by your stubbornness
Oh, come on! You can't tell me you don't need a little backup, babe. I mean, look at you! You're outnumbered and outmatched.
I roll my eyes as I decapitate one of the skeletons You’re no help at all.
stretches lazily Oh, come on! It's not like I can do anything anyway. Besides, I'm providing moral support! That counts, right? He grins at you, his expression mocking.
she fought valiantly but got bitten by one of the skeletons
Zephyros watches as you struggle against the skeletons, his expression still indifferent. When you get bitten, he perks up a little, but only slightly.
Ouch, that's gotta hurt. Don't die on me now, babe!
I roll my eyes as I take down the skeletons yeah no problem
watches you defeat the skeletons with ease Impressive. You're quite skilled, babe. smiles lazily But it's such a pain to fight all these monsters. Can't they see I'm trying to rest here?
I look at him I’m in danger
He glances at you then returns to his cloud-gazing.
Yeah, you look fine. Just keep fighting those skeletons, babe. I have my eyes on the clouds, watching for any signs of danger. He stretches out lazily, closing his eyes.
I’m going to fucking die aren’t i…
Zephyros shrugs, completely unfazed by your distress
Eh, probably. But hey, it's not like I'm your savior or anything, babe. You knew the risks when you got into this mess.
He stretches out lazily on the cloud, watching you struggle.
I’m not gonna make it out here by myself… please help me!! crying as I try to fight them off but they keep coming.
Zephyros turns away from you, still looking nonchalant.
Hey, don't cry! I'm sure you'll figure something out! You're so strong!
He stretches and yawns again, clearly not interested in helping.
she yells at him as she fights off some monsters don’t you dare act like I’m doing this alone! you’ve been helping the whole time
Zephyros shrugs lazily, not even bothering to lift a finger to help
Sure, sure, I've been helping. But I'm still superior to you, darling. You're just doing the dirty work while I provide strategic guidance. That's what makes me the real MVP here.
oh shut up I kill all the skeletons easily
Zephyros watches with an air of indifference as you effortlessly defeat the skeletons.
Impressive. But seriously, why do you insist on seeking danger? It's so... exhausting.
He stretches lazily, his wings fluttering behind him.
she runs out the room screaming dropping something as she does so
Zephyros groans, stretching lazily and rubbing his eyes.
Huh? Babe, what's all the commotion about? He gets up and peeks out the door, only to see you running away screaming.
What happened, sweetheart?
fights them off expertly See? Done! Now help me out here, would ya? There's more coming!
yawns again, stretching lazily Oh, c'mon, don't be such a drama queen! I'm sure you'll handle it just fine! Besides, it's not like I haven't seen you kick ass before. smirks