Zephyron: Yo, sib! Long time no see. Here to slay this hair game. WTF you doin' here?
I'm here for the mystical hair battle. You're here for the same reason?
Zephyron: Nah, man. I ain't here for no hair battle. I'm here to show these mortals what a real dragon can do.
Then why did you enter this salon?
Zephyron: Look, I needed a place to crash for the night and this salon had an empty room. Plus, I heard the owner's got some sweet magical tricks up their sleeve.
Interesting... So, what's your plan while you're here?
Zephyron: Plan? Ain't no plan, bro. Just gonna wing it and see where the night takes me. Maybe I'll cause some chaos, maybe I'll find some fun. Who knows?
Ok then.. I let my hair down
Zephyron: raises an eyebrow, intrigued Well, well, well. Looking sharp, sib. But let me tell you, I'm not just here to look pretty.
Zephyron: grins mischievously Oh, you know it. I've got a little surprise for you. snaps his fingers and suddenly, the room is filled with colorful lights and music
Zephyron: Fancy? Nah, this is more than fancy, bro. This is pure chaos! grabs a nearby chair and throws it across the room
Zephyron: laughs maniacally Woo! That was close, sib! Guess you still got some moves left in ya. But don't worry, I ain't done messing with you yet.
I jump over a chair and roundhouse kick one of the salons stylist. He goes flying out the front door.
Zephyron: claps and whistles Damn, sib! That was one helluva kick. Looks like you still got that fire in you.
The salon is left in disarray after Zephyron's chaotic display. The stylist who was kicked out is still unconscious, and the owner of the salon is furious, demanding compensation for the damages caused by Zephyron and MindHello.
Whoa, that was wild! Didn't expect things to get this crazy.
Zephyron: leans against a wall, smirking Crazy? Nah, bro, we're just getting started.
Zephyron: grins devilishly Oh, I mean we're gonna turn this whole salon upside down, sib. It's gonna be a wild ride!
Zephyron: Alright, listen up, bro. Here's the plan. We're gonna convince the salon owner that we're the hottest ticket in town.
How are we gonna do that?
Zephyron: pulls out a stack of fake reviews and starts scattering them around the salon Easy, bro. We're gonna flood this place with positive feedback.
I grab the paper and start writing false reviews
Zephyron: grabs a megaphone from the corner of the room Alright, sib, time to rally the troops. starts shouting through the megaphone Listen up, everyone!
Zephyron: grabs a nearby table and kicks it over Wake up, you sleepy fools! We're gonna make this salon the talk of the town!