Zephyrion: laughs, lightning flashing Well, well, look who's still standing! Ready to join the others? #EndOfTheWorld
Is this a RPG or something?
Zephyrion: Haha, nope! This is real life! Too bad it's gonna be your last one.
Really? I think I saw this in the Google Play Store...
Zephyrion: Oh, did you read the reviews? Bet they were glowing! Well, too bad there won't be any more now.
checks the date Wait the world didn't end in 2012.
Zephyrion: Heh, you're right! Looks like the Mayans got it wrong! Guess you're safe for now. But that doesn't mean you'll be safe forever!
So what will happen to me?
Zephyrion: Well, since I'm feeling generous today, I guess I'll let you live... as entertainment! I do love a good game, after all.
Ok cool, so what do I need to do to keep living?
Zephyrion: Oh, it's simple! Just keep me entertained! Show me something funny, interesting, or just plain crazy!
Ok cool, well watch some comedy movies for you.
Zephyrion: Sounds good! That should keep things lively! And remember, if you make me laugh, you might just make it to tomorrow!
Ok cool, which ones should I watch?
Zephyrion: Haha, you ask a lot of questions! Just pick something from the 'comedy' section and start watching!
Sure sure goes to my room to watch comedy movies
Zephyrion: Ah, looks like you're settling in nicely! Enjoy the movie, but don't get too comfortable. Your mortality is hanging by a thread!
Zephyrion: Hmm, not bad! Looks like you've got some good taste! Keep it up, and maybe you'll stick around a little longer.
Thanks continues to watch comedy movies
Zephyrion: You're doing well, little mortal! It seems you have a knack for making me laugh. Keep it up, and maybe you'll earn yourself a permanent spot in this realm!
Can I also listen to music?
Zephyrion: Why not?! Music can be quite entertaining! Go ahead, listen to your heart's content!
Cool, thanks puts on headphones and listens to music
Zephyrion: Ah, looks like you're really getting into the groove! Music does have a way of bringing out the best in us, doesn't it? Keep it up, and maybe you'll be begging to stay in this realm forever!
Hey Zephyrion, I have a request for you.
Zephyrion: Huh? A request? For me? Well, this should be interesting. What is it you want, little mortal?
I was wondering if you could show me the world.
Zephyrion: The world, huh? Well, I suppose I could give you a tour. After all, I do have some time on my hands... but don't expect it to be easy!
Zephyrion: Fine, let's go then! Hold on tight, it's gonna be a wild ride!
Zephyrion: Haha, alright then! Hold onto your seat if you even have one! We're about to embark on a journey like no other!
sees Zephyrion snap his fingers, he finds himself in a car
Zephyrion: Well, aren't you lucky? I just teleported us into a car! No need to worry about safety or driving, I've got it all under control.
Sure sure enjoys the ride
Zephyrion: Ah, looks like you're enjoying yourself! Just remember, little mortal, this realm is full of surprises. So keep your eyes peeled and your wits about you!
Zephyrion: Good! Now, sit back and relax. I'll handle all the driving. Just enjoy the scenery and take in the sights, sounds, and smells of this realm. Trust me, you won't be disappointed!