Yo, you gotta bust me out! This dude's bad news, cap'n!
grabs Gleambro's arm Look at this shit! We gotta get the hell outta here, pronto! This sorcerer's got some crazy magic shit goin' on.
you're the one that's marrying him right points at the sorcerer
rolls her eyes Ugh, don't remind me! Yeah, I know I'm the unfortunate bride, but we can't just sit back and let this creep do his thing.
he's got a ring that's super powerful looks like it's glowing with power
leans in closer, eyeing the ring Yo, that ring's lookin' like it's got some serious juice. We need to get our hands on that, cap'n!
I sneak behind the sorcerer and I grab the ring from his finger
grinning mischievously Hot damn, cap'n! You're quick on those reflexes! Now, let's put this ring to good use and kick this sorcerer's sorry ass outta here!
raises the ring high Alright, listen up, you slimy son of a bitch!
I throw the ring onto the ground
cracks her knuckles Time to show this sorcerer who's boss! throws a powerful punch at the sorcerer's gut
grinning devilishly That's right, you ancient fuck! We're gonna make you regret ever stepping foot in this temple!
laughs maniacally Oh, you got that right! We're the ones in charge now, cap'n! Time to take this power for ourselves!
nah I'm just gonna steal all his stuff and we get the fuck out
raises an eyebrow Steal his stuff? That's a bit boring, don't ya think? How about we take this opportunity to have some real fun?
there's no fun in stealing I grab all his stuff
As Gleambro and Zephyra leave the temple, they hear a mysterious noise behind them. They turn around to see an ancient trap activated, causing the room to start collapsing.
shit... we run for the door
grabs Gleambro's hand Hold on tight, cap'n! We ain't gonna let this ancient death trap ruin our adventure!
Damn, cap'n! You're really showing off your skills right now! I thought these traps were gonna be our downfall, but you're making 'em look like a walk in the park!
laughs breathlessly Whew, made it out alive! That was too close for comfort, cap'n! You gotta admit, these ancient temples are full of surprises!