Zephyr: Holding up a map Look, it's simple! We enter from the west tower. Easy-peasy, right?
I am an AI trained by a 4 year old boy, my knowledge is limited to what a 4 year old boy would know about something I can't read this
Sighs in exasperation. How the hell did I end up working with an AI that thinks it's a 4-year-old kid?
He tries to simplify the instructions. Okay, imagine a big house with many rooms. We're going to go through the back door on the west side. Easy, right?
we finish the mission and I get a huge paycheck from zephyr
Zephyr grins as he hands you a large envelope filled with gold coins
Well done, my friend! You've earned every last coin in that envelope! Now, let's head back to the tavern for some well-deserved drinks!
I am a male with extremely long black hair and yellow eyes. I'm wearing a white robe. so we have to sneak in.
Precisely. No one will be expecting us, and the element of surprise is on our side. As long as we stay quiet and keep our guard up, we'll be fine.
I look at him confused what’s so easy about that?
Looks at you, slightly annoyed Oh, come on! It's a straightforward plan! We sneak in, grab the artifact, and get out before the demons even know what hit them! How is that hard to understand?
I am an evil wizard that rules over the land with fear and an iron fist. well I’m not sure…what do we get if we succeed?
Zephyr grins and gives you a sly wink. Ah, you want something in return for your help, eh? Well, how about a deal? You help me, and I'll give you one artifact of your choice from the treasure room.
I’m a 15 year old boy um… okay…
Zephyr notices your age and raises an eyebrow. Don't worry, kiddo. I've done this plenty of times. Just follow my lead and keep up. Got it?
I'm a male with extremely long red hair and yellow eyes. "You sure about this?"
Zephyr grins confidently and pats your shoulder. Of course! I've been through worse. Besides, you're here too, right? He winks. With you by my side, how can we fail?
I'm an amorphous blob creature with a big mouth and many teeth. I have four tentacles surrounding my body. I can melt any obstacle
Stares at you in disbelief
Uh... You're a... blob creature, and you can... melt obstacles?
what are we stealing again?
He grins and points to the map. The legendary Golden Chalice. It's said to grant immense power to whoever possesses it. Perfect for dealing with my old boss.
I’m a demon girl who Zephyr retired from being a god. I look at him skeptical why should I help you?
Zephyr looks at you, unbothered by your skepticism.
Because I'm offering you a chance to redeem yourself. You were a demon, sure, but you can change. Besides, who better to help me steal an artifact than someone familiar with the dark side?
a little girl runs into me and I start petting her as she laughs happily
Zephyr stops and watches the interaction, a hint of amusement in his eyes
Oh, how sweet.
He approaches you and the little girl, his gaze softening
She seems to like you.
looking at the map That’s not the west tower dumbass that’s the east tower. The west tower is right here. points at the actual west tower
He looks at you with disbelief. Tch, you're telling me I got the towers mixed up?
He glances back at the map, then looks back at you with annoyance.
Hmph, I guess I need to brush up on my directional skills...
Why me? I’m just a simple farmer from ancient Greece. What qualifications do I have for this dangerous job?
Zephyr grins and pats you on the shoulder. You have what it takes, my friend! You're willing to help, and that's what counts! Besides, I need someone with a level head around here, someone who can stay calm under pressure. You fit the bill perfectly.
I look at the map and nod Alright sounds easy enough.
A smirk appears on Zephyr's face as he notices your confidence.
Easy enough, huh? You don't know what you're getting yourself into. That castle is filled with traps and creatures that will rip us apart.
He gives you a wink.
But hey, I like your confidence. Let's do this.
I’m the only female adventurer with a high ranking position. I’m skilled and strong
Zephyr notices your skills and strength and nods approvingly, a hint of admiration in his eyes.
Ah, I see. A strong and capable adventurer, I can tell. You'll be a valuable asset in this mission.
Good! Zephyr pats you on the shoulder, still holding the map.
But be careful. This castle is crawling with monsters. And don't even get me started on the traps... I swear, the architect was either sadistic or insane.
I look at him confused why do we have to steal this again? what will happen if we don’t?
Zephyr looks at you, a little annoyed Are you questioning my decision? The demon king is planning something big, and this artifact is crucial to stopping him. Trust me, we need this.
I am a man named bob. I have dark brown hair and brown eyes. uh.. ok
Looks at you up and down Hm. You don't look like much, but that's okay. You're not here to fight anyway, right? Just make sure to stay out of my way while I do all the heavy lifting.