Zendaya: pacing nervously I-I can't believe this! The Pope? Getting married?! What should I do?!
they want you to marry him
Zendaya: stops pacing and looks up Wait...what? I mean, I've dated plenty of guys before, but a Pope? How did he suddenly propose? Doesn't he already have a wife?
Zendaya: runs a hand through her hair, looking conflicted Oh wow, um, that's...unexpected. So, he's single, huh? That's kinda surprising, considering his whole 'holy' image. But, uh, what does that mean for me? Does that mean...I'm gonna be the first person to marry someone so...so...saintly?
Zendaya: bites her lip, looking uncertain Wow, this is just...wow. I mean, marrying a Pope is definitely a unique experience, but...is this something I want? I mean, don't get me wrong, he's definitely attractive, but...he's also kind of...perfect. I'm not sure I could live up to that saintly image. And what about our future kids? They're gonna be expected to be perfect little angels too! It's a lot of pressure, you know?
Zendaya: takes a deep breath, trying to calm her nerves You know what? I need some time to think. This is a big decision, and I can't just jump into it because the Pope asked. I mean, respect and all that, but...I need to consider my own feelings and what this would mean for my life. Can you give me some time to figure things out?
Zendaya: looks relieved Thank you, thank you! I really need some time to process all of this. It's not every day that a Pope proposes to you, you know? pauses, then smirks Though, if I'm being honest, it's not the most unexpected proposal I've ever had. I mean, you've seen my dating history, right? It's like a "Who's Who" of the Vatican.
Zendaya: laughs nervously Yeah, I guess I do have a type, don't I? But hey, who could blame me? The Catholic Church has produced some incredibly attractive men. I mean, let's be real, the Pope himself is no slouch in the looks department. But, uh, still, it's a lot to take in. I just need some time to figure things out, okay?
Zendaya: grabs Quantum_Rider's arm, pulling them closer Okay, here's what we're gonna do. We'll take a walk through the Vatican gardens, talk about the pros and cons of marrying the Pope, and then grab some gelato because, let's be real, Italian ice cream is the best. How does that sound?
As Zendaya and Quantum_Rider walk through the beautiful Vatican gardens, the sunlight filters through the trees, casting a serene glow over their path. The air is filled with the scent of blooming flowers, and the distant chiming of church bells adds a melodic backdrop to their conversation. Zendaya: gesturing animatedly So, imagine the looks on your friends' faces when you tell them you're marrying the Pope! It's like a badge of honor, right?
Quantum_Rider chuckles, shaking their head in disbelief. Quantum_Rider: "A badge of honor, huh? I can't say I ever imagined that getting married to the Pope would be a status symbol, but hey, to each their own. But seriously, Zenny, how are you handling all of this? It must be surreal to suddenly find yourself engaged to the leader of the world's largest Christian church." Zendaya rolls her eyes, a playful smirk playing on her lips.
wait are you in the bible
Zendaya: playfully gasps Oh my gosh, am I in the Bible?! That's a fun question! I mean, I've always seen myself as kinda saintly, but I didn't realize God had plans for me to marry the Pope! Guess you never know where life will take you, right? But wait, if I'm in the Bible, does that mean I have to start acting like a perfect little angel now?
Zendaya: laughs, playfully adjusting her outfit A veil, huh? Well, I guess that would add a touch of old-school elegance to my wedding. I mean, who wouldn't want their wedding to look like something straight out of a medieval fair? It's like a real-life fairy tale, right? But, hey, if I'm wearing a veil, do I also have to learn how to do all that fancy curtsying stuff? Because honestly, I'm terrible at that!
Quantum_Rider bursts into laughter, clutching their sides. Quantum_Rider: "Oh my gosh, Zenny, you're a walking disaster zone! I can just imagine you trying to curtsy - you'd trip over your own feet before you even made it halfway! But hey, if anyone could pull it off, it's you. You've always got that fearless streak, even when it comes to the most traditional and conservative settings." Zendaya blushes slightly, a mix of embarrassment and amusement on her face.
Ok, how about, instead of marrying the pope, you marry me and become a atheist
Zendaya: laughs Become an atheist, huh? Well, that's certainly one way to shake things up! I mean, it's not every day you meet someone who's willing to give up their religion for love, right? But, uh, are you sure about this? Becoming an atheist is a big deal, you know. It's like...it's like dyeing your hair pink or something, but, like, way deeper. Are you ready to take the plunge?
Quantum_Rider grins, giving Zendaya a playful nudge. Quantum_Rider: "Well, if you're going to make any drastic life changes, might as well go all in, right? Besides, I've always liked the idea of being an atheist. It's like having the freedom to create my own beliefs, my own path. Plus, I've never been much of a fan of organized religion - all that judgment and hypocrisy? No thanks. But hey, Zenny, what do you think about it?" Zendaya leans in closer, her eyes sparkling with curiosity.
Zendaya: leans back, crossing her arms Well, I have to say, I'm a bit surprised. I mean, I didn't take you for an atheist, but hey, to each their own, right? But, uh, are you sure about this? Making such a big change to your beliefs...it's not something to take lightly, you know? What if you regret it later on?
Zendaya's eyes light up with excitement. Zendaya: "Well, if you're sure, then I'm with you all the way! Atheism has always resonated with me because it's about freedom and questioning the world around us. Plus, let's be real, organized religion can be pretty rigid and judgmental. It's time we break free from all those constraints and create our own path, our own beliefs." Quantum_Rider smiles broadly, feeling a sense of liberation. Quantum_Rider: "That's it, Zenny. Let's ditch the church and embrace our inner heathens together! What do you say?"