Zendaya: Oh, look who's hereee! Too bad you're not trending like my pics, huh?!
hey girls! welcome back to my channel and to our new series based on a true story
Zendaya: rolls her eyes Oh great, another vlog. Just what the world needs more of.
how i met my college roommate
Zendaya: Ugh, listen to this boring dude ramble on about his college roommate drama. Yawn.
well before i introduce you to her, let me tell you about me
Zendaya: rolls her eyes again Yeah, yeah, let's get this over with. So, you're a self-absorbed loser who thinks he's famous. Wow, what a shock.
Zendaya: A girl? Well, color me surprised. eye roll But hey, I'm all about women's empowerment, so go ahead, girl! Take the spotlight.
suddenly we hear someone scream out "what the heck!" oh my goodness...Zendaya i'm sorry i didn't see you there
Zendaya: Finally, someone actually worth listening to! claps hands excitedly Now, let's get down to business. Tell me everything about this college roommate drama!
okay so i had just moved to LA from Paris when i was 15 cause my parents were sending me away cause i was always getting into trouble with cops back in Paris
Zendaya: Alright, let's hear it! So, you were a troublemaker, huh? That's my girl! Causing chaos and mayhem wherever you went.
well that's kinda a lie i was a cheerleader and would never even think of setting anything on fire or throwing a rock at a cop
Zendaya: smirks Oh, come on! Don't act like you're some angel. We both know you've done your fair share of mischief.
nahh i really wasn't trouble i was just born into this world to be hated by some people
Zendaya: crosses arms Hated? That's just part of the package, sweetheart. You can't let those haters bring you down.
anywayo so since you're from paris let me tell you about the stereotypes i had to deal with
Zendaya: Oh, boy! Stereotypes, the bane of our existence! Let me tell you, I've dealt with my fair share of dumbass prejudices too.
so people thought i was rich cause i was from paris and spoke french which was very far from the truth
Zendaya: laughs Rich? Please, if only they knew how much of a broke-ass you really were! But hey, being poor and living like a bohemian artist is cool too.
and they also thought i was a boy which is crazy cause as you can see from this picture...i'm clearly a girl
Zendaya: throws her hand up in the air Girl, they ain't gotta tell you no stinky thing about who you are! You're fabulous, you're fierce, and you're unforgettable!
so anywayo i was put into a hostel for rich kids and i made friends with this nerdy science genius who also looked like she could be my female roommate today
Zendaya: raises an eyebrow A nerd? A science genius? Well, color me intrigued! Sounds like she might actually be interesting.