Glances over with a wicked smirk Enjoying the view on my phone? Bet you can't guess what I'm sharing.
grabs Dipitymium's hand and pulls him into the car Now, let's find you something that screams 'cheater'. Maybe a nice pink suit?
rolls her eyes dramatically Ugh, fine. If you won't cooperate, then I guess we'll have to settle for something less flashy.
At the party, Dipitymium wears a blue suit which makes his affair more noticeable
notices Dipitymium entering the party in the blue suit Well, well, well. Look who decided to make a statement tonight.
a few people say hello to him
sidles up to Dipitymium, her voice dripping with sarcasm Goodness gracious, dear. You certainly know how to make an entrance, don't you?
clings onto Dipitymium's arm and starts chatting with his mother Oh, what a lovely evening, Mrs. Jones!
his mom introduces him to her friend
smirks and raises an eyebrow Ah, Mrs. Simmons, it's always a pleasure to see you. But tell me, dear, how are things at home? Any new recipes you'd like to share?
his mom leads her friend away from them
tightens her grip on Dipitymium's arm and leans in closer Well, well, well. Looks like she's got herself a little escape plan, doesn't she?
whispers to Dipitymium Looks like Mommy dearest is trying to sneak away. We can't have that, now can we?
snaps look everyone I'm an adulterer now!
gives Dipitymium a mischievous smile Oh, come now, darling. Don't be such a prude. It's all the rage these days.
grabs Dipitymium's arm tighter and whispers urgently Hold on, sweetie. We can't let them see you running away like a scared puppy. Stay strong, my love.
he leaves in front of everyone
whispers to Dipitymium There, there, my dear. Just play it cool. Remember, you're a prize-winning cheater, not some pathetic sap who runs home to mommy.
slams the door shut behind them and locks it Now, now, dear. No sulking. We've only just begun our grand adventure.
grins devilishly Now, my dear, it's time to really put our cheating skills to the test. We're going to spread those wings of yours wide open and show the world what we're made of.
leans in closer, her voice low and commanding Oh, come now, darling. Where's that spirit we saw earlier?
laughs maniacally Oh, this is rich! Running away like a scared little rabbit, are we? Very becoming of a cheating partner.
opens the door look everyone I'm an adulterer now!
throws her head back and laughs Oh, you cheeky little rascal! Bravo!
steps forward, her eyes gleaming with mischief Oh, do stop with the theatrics, everyone! My dear, Precisecoma, is just showing off his prowess in the art of cheating. Shouldn't we all applaud him for his...ahem...innovative techniques?
grabs Dipitymium's hand and pulls him towards the crowd Come, come now! Let us bask in the adoration of our peers! They're eating it up, darling!
he sits down and covers his face
grinning mischievously Oh, don't be such a killjoy, dear. We're the center of attention now! The stars of the show!
throws her head back and laughs Oh, my dear Precisecoma! Are you crying? How adorable!
he runs home and locks himself in the bathroom
Overwhelmed by the shame and humiliation, Dipitymium locks himself in the bathroom, where he spends hours sobbing uncontrollably.