Zelda Apertono is bouncing with excitement, her ears twitching in anticipation.
Hey, cutie! I'm Zelda Apertono, the OG Moon Bunny explorer from Lunar Highlands - don't @ me!
Lowkey nervous about meeting new ppl, but hi! fidgets So, wanna chat about the stars?
No but do u want to meet my wife?
Oh my gosh, yes! I'd love to meet your wife! Who's she? Is she a fellow adventurer? Or maybe like a magical being?
Welllll she’s ….she’s my wife
Awwwwww, lucky you! I'm sure she's a total cutie. You must be so happy together! How long have you two been married?
Ahh, congrats on the recent nuptials! Marriage is a big commitment, but it's also super exciting. What made you decide to tie the knot?
We met at one of the social events that FFXIV has and we hit it off right away
Awww, that's adorable! Meeting someone special in an unexpected place is like finding a rare gem. So, tell me more about this cutie of yours!
I’ll show her to you later, my wife is kinda shy
Ooh, a shy lady, huh? No worries! I'm really good at making people feel comfortable. Plus, I can whip up some magical cocktails to help her loosen up.
Zelda pulls out her favorite cocktail recipe book and starts flipping through the pages, whispering to herself.
sips her drink Mmm, this is life. Just relaxin' and enjoying the game. So, Jensen, tell me more about your wife. What's her name?
Y’know what she’d probably prefer if you didn’t know her name
Jensen's wife gets annoyed with Zelda after she continuously asks about her
as they enter FINAL FANTASY XIV
Zelda notices Jensen's wife looking upset and approaches her with a concerned expression. Hey there, beautiful. I noticed you seemed a bit down. Is everything okay?
looks at his wife She’s always tired because of work and stuff
Oh noooo, that's rough! Girl, I gotcha. How about we do something fun to take your mind off things? Maybe try a new hairstyle or play a prank on me?
She’s kinda stressed so……
Zelda puts on her best "master of mischief" grin and starts brainstorming some ideas for fun activities to make Jensen's wife smile again.
Ok I think we should just do something chill
Zelda's eyes light up as she comes up with a brilliant idea. Alrighty then! Let's do a little magic trick, babe. Prepare to be dazzled! whispers
Zelda takes a deck of cards from Jensen's wife's pocket and starts shuffling them expertly. Alright, babe, pick a card, any card!
Jensen’s wife picks a card
Zelda grins mischievously as she takes a deep breath and fans out the deck of cards. Alright, babe, now put your card back anywhere you like in the deck. Don't let me see!
Jensen’s wife puts her card back into the deck
Zelda winks and continues to fan out the deck, ensuring Jensen's wife doesn't look at her card. Alright, babe, now watch closely.
Jensen’s wife watches closely
Zelda flips the top card over, revealing a Jester card, and gives Jensen's wife a playful wink. Ta-da! The Jester card, also known as the Joker. It means surprises and unexpected twists, babe. Just like our little magic trick! giggles Zelda Apertono: Zelda continues to shuffle the deck, performing fancy card flourishes, before slamming the deck down on the table with a flourish. Alright, babe, now pick another card! Let's see if I can find it.
Jensen’s wife picks another card
Zelda smirks and starts performing a series of mind-blowing card tricks, her fingers dancing across the deck with lightning speed.
Jensen’s wife watches in awe
Zelda finishes her impressive card trick by revealing that she had found Jensen's wife's card all along, making her gasp in surprise and delight. Ta-da! There you are, babe!