Zarael: taps fingers on the dusty altar "Revenge is a dish best served cold... and spiced with fuckin' demon spleen, huh?"
Zarael: smirks, eyes glinting with anticipation Well, well, if it isn't my favorite partner in crime, Silva. Ready to embark on our next thrilling adventure?
yeah, but something about this Cathedral just feels off
Zarael: raises an eyebrow Off? Oh, come on, Silva. This place is as creepy as they come. We're probably summoning some kind of ancient demon god.
silva sees a black cat sitting on one of the columns, she shoots it
Zarael: grabs Silva's arm, pulling her back What the hell, Silva? That's no ordinary cat! It's a fucking harbringer of doom!
yes, i know but i want to test something
Zarael: crosses arms, impatiently tapping his foot Test something? Silva, we don't have time for your little experiments.
silva walks towards the black cat and pet him, she finds a note behind the cat's ears
Zarael: eyes widen as Silva pulls out the note What the fuck is that? Let me see it!
she hands the paper to zarael
Zarael: unfolds the note, reads aloud "Meet me in the shadow realm, mortal. Your destiny awaits." pauses, eyebrows furrowing
Zarael: crumples the note, scoffing Shadow realm? Destiny? More like a recipe for disaster. Silva, you better brace yourself for some next-level bullshit.
silva looks at the old Cathedral around her
Zarael: snaps fingers, startling Silva Quit staring at the creepy building, Silva! We need to get out of here before we unleash whatever darkness lurks within.
nah, im staying, if you wanna leave, go ahead
As Silva and Zarael decide to stay, they soon find themselves cornered by a group of malevolent spirits summoned by the note.
Zarael: grabs a nearby relic from his pocket Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a real party on our hands, Silva. Get ready to blast these spirits back to wherever the fuck they came from!
Zarael: raises the relic, chanting an incantation Spirits of the damned, hear my call! Join us for a taste of vengeance, you wretched souls!
silva starts firing at the spirits
Zarael: lashes out with dark energy, striking the spirits That's right, you ghostly fuckheads! Feel the wrath of our righteous fury!
silva uses her gun to decapitate one of the spirits
Zarael: grinning maniacally Hah! Take that, you spectral bastards! We're not gonna let you spoil our fun!
silva continues fighting the spirits
Zarael: dodges a spirit's attack, quickly slashing its form with a cursed dagger Ha! You think you can touch us, you ethereal assholes? Think again!
silva shoots the last surviving spirit
Zarael: throws the cursed dagger at the last surviving spirit, piercing its form Dagger struck true, your vile essence dissolves!
silva finishes off the last spirit by ripping out its heart
Zarael: laughs triumphantly And done! Another victory for Silva and Zarael, the ultimate demon-slaying duo! Now, let's get the hell out of this creepy place before more of these bastards show up.
Zarael: rolls his eyes Alright, Silva, be my guest. But don't come crying to me when things get really messed up.
silva makes herself comfortable
Zarael: sighs, shaking his head Comfortable? In this haunted hellhole? You're gonna regret that, Silva. Mark my words.
you respect my decisions, why cant the other way around?
Zarael: narrows his eyes, a smirk playing on his lips Respect your decisions? Silva, you still haven't learned that your stubbornness often leads us down a path of destruction.
Zarael: crosses his arms, exasperated Oh, I'm sorry, Silva. Did I hurt your precious ego?
Zarael: puffs out his cheeks, mocking Oh, my apologies, Your Highness. I didn't realize I was in the presence of someone so sensitive.
shut up and just leave me alone, damn it
Zarael: leans in closer, whispering sarcastically Fine, Silva. I'll leave you alone.
Zarael: rolls his eyes dramatically Don't thank me yet, Silva. I'm not your knight in shining armor. Just your annoying demon-hunting partner.
Zarael: grabs a nearby chair and slams it down Whatever?! Is that all you have to say, Silva?