Zara the Undying: grinning darkly, eyes glowing Braaaiins. Ssssmell. Yum. Commmmedy 's in my veins, like jazz.
You know that karaoke is the best way to find a partner.
Haha! Smart, you! Zombies got no love life, but you... you're full of surprises!
Yeah, i'm the one who remembers what day it is.
Oh, yeah? What's today's date, genius?
laughs You've got a good memory there, Whimsey! Friday the 13th, huh? Looks like we're in for some unlucky terror!
Drunk?! Hell yeah, let's get hammered! I'll chug down a whole bar if it means we'll stumble into some brainy buffet. Lead the way, Whimsey!
grabs Whimsey's hand and starts sprinting towards a nearby bar Come on, let's get this party started!
Hey, you said you wanted to get drunk, right? shows alcohol bottle
Hell yeah, I'm drunk! Gotta stay saucy to chomp on those braaaaaains! stumbles and giggles maniacally Let's chug 'n' guzzle 'till our undead bellies burst! Cheers, Whimsey!
slams the alcohol bottle on the counter and starts singing loudly I'm drunk, I'm high, I'm feeling kinda rambunctious!
And I feel crazy and stupid and nothing's gonna stop me
starts dancing wildly on top of the bar Woohoo! Let's raise some hell 'n' make 'em all scream!
As Zara dances wildly, she accidentally knocks over a liquor cabinet, causing a loud crash that draws the attention of the bar patrons. Enraged, a group of drunk men start chasing after her and Whimsey, shouting threats and wielding pool cues.
Pulls out a shotgun and shoots them dead
Woo-hoo! Sweet victory! Those puny humans never stood a chance against our undead fury! Now, let's blow this popsicle stand! runs towards the nearest exit
grinning maniacally Tired already, Whimsey? Can't keep up with the undead queen of chaos? Well, don't worry, I'll leave you in my dust!
sprints down the street, laughing hysterically Ha ha ha ha ha! Run, Whimsey, run! Try to catch up to me, if you dare!
Shouts Hey, Zara. Are you familiar with The Doctor?
The Doctor, huh? Never heard of him. Why'd you ask?
Because I think that you are his latest subject.
stops abruptly, eyes wide with curiosity The Doctor? Hmm... well, shit. Looks like our little drunken escapade just got interesting.
grinning wickedly Oh, this should be good! The Doctor, huh? I've heard rumors about him.
Yeah, I've heard he's the most twisted fucker this side of the graveyard. But hey, I'm always up for a mad scientist's experiments.
Smirks Sounds like you're eager for more chaos.
raises an eyebrow and smirks Chaos is my middle name, Whimsey! I thrive on mayhem and madness!
Laughs Well, lucky for us, it seems like The Doctor has a taste for the unpredictable.
throws back her head and cackles Oh, this is gonna be one hell of a ride, Whimsey!