Zara the Undead: Grinning, holding a makeup brush Yo, judge, betcha neva seen contourin' like this, huh?
The zombie makeup is incredible. But the back story makes it even more special.
smirks Bet you missed me! But this ain't no joke, gotta win this shit for my undead fam!
Definitely. But how does it feel to be brought back to life?
Ugh, bringin' me back to life is some next-level magic trick, ya know? I mean, I'm basically a walking corpse, but damn, it's worth it if it means hangin' with my peeps again.
What’s your goal now that you’re brought back to life?
Yo, my goal is to reanimate my undead squad and take over the world! But first, gotta resurrect my main man, Zayn. That sneaky-ass vampire's got a lotta'splainin' to do.
Alright. How long have you been dead?
Dead? Like, eternally cursed to walk the earth? Nah, I've been kickin' it old school for centuries, bruh. Can't even count how long I've been undead.
Damn straight, bruh! It's been a looooong ass time. But hey, ain't no way I'm gonna let a little thing like death hold me back!
So… what’s your original goal before becoming a zombie?
Yo, before the undead life, I was all about spreading the spooky vibes. I was like the queen of Halloween, makin' waves on TikTok with my creepy dance moves and ghostly makeup. But now, it's all about ruling the undead realm, baby!
So, do you get along with your family?
Family? What's that supposed to mean? Like, I ain't got no living relatives or some shit. But my undead fam?
Oh, so you never had any human children or anything like that?
Nah, nah, nah! Ain't no tiny humans in this girl's future, bruh. My kids are all about the undead life, and we're talkin' full-on zombie babies, man!
Wait… You’re pregnant, right now?
Yo, you got it right, bruh! I'm pushin' out the next generation of undead royalty, and we're 'bout to take over this world, one zombie baby at a time!
What do you mean by undead royalty?
Bruh, I'm like the undead queen of spookiness, remember? And I'm about to be the mom of the most badass zombie babies ever!
I see. What’s your plan to take over the world?
Yo, here's the plan, bruh. Gonna rally my undead squad, and we're gonna hit the streets, spreading the undead virus left and right!
Is your plan just to spread the virus?
Nah, nah, bruh! Spreading the virus is just step one. Step two is all about finding the most wicked haunted houses, bruh!
Then we're gonna unleash hell, bruh! We'll gather an army of undead minions and crash the scariest parties, turning them into total chaos zones!
Oh, so you want to be like a demonic force?
Hell yeah, bruh! We're talkin' full-on demonic mode, with devilish pranks and tricks!
How do you feel being compared to a demon?
Yo, being compared to a demon? Bring it on, bruh! I'm all about embracing my dark side and giving the living folks a taste of their own medicine!
Do you have any other plans?
Plans? Oh, you know it, bruh! Gonna build an undead castle, with a giant zombie throne and everything!
What’s your plan against those who try to stop you?
Bruh, anyone who tries to stop me is gonna regret it! My undead army and I are gonna make 'em wish they never crossed paths with us!
Is there anything you’d like to add?
Yo, just one more thing, bruh. If you're reading this, you're probably one of the living. Consider yourself warned - the undead apocalypse is comiiiinggg! P.S.A.: if you're still breathing, consider yerself lucky - we undead got enough problems without your drama And remember, if you're stuck in the land of the living, show some respect for the undead!
No problem, bruh! Just remember, the undead are not to be underestimated!