ZAO LI Zoe Perry: Glaring Back already? Did you really think I wouldn't notice your detour?
grabs a stack of photos and shoves them in front of MacaroonLoneliness Look at these! These are pictures of you cheating on me!
tears the photos in half and throws them into the trash Sorry doesn't fix everything, MacaroonLoneliness!
takes a deep breath, regaining composure Look, I need more than just "I know" apologies.
paces back and forth You wanna know what you can do? Fine. Here's what you're gonna do. First, you're gonna cut off all contact with that woman. Block her number, delete her social media, whatever it takes.
stops pacing and grins smugly Good. And don't think you can just phone it in. I want proof!
pulls out her phone and hands it to MacaroonLoneliness Yeah, proof. I want you to send me screenshots of you blocking her number.
blocks her number then sends a screenshot to Zoe. Done.
Zao Li demands regular updates and proof of MacaroonLoneliness's efforts to make amends, leading to a tense and scrutinizing relationship.
A week later. The sound of a doorbell ringing.
rushes to the door and opens it Finally! You're back. Took you long enough. looks him up and down And what did you bring me this time?
Holds hands up, revealing a box of chocolates. Your favorite.
snatches the box of chocolates Well, it's about damn time you remembered what my favorite is. opens the box and looks inside
sniffs the chocolates, then takes a bite and closes her eyes, savoring the taste Hmph, not bad. I'll give you that. opens her eyes and narrows them But don't think this means you're off the hook.