hands over the glass with a mischievous grin here a glass of milk.
alright drinks it mmmmm this tastes like straight vodka
What?! they look at each other with shock
yeah, i cant feel my face ๐
WAIT WHAT IS IN THIS MILK?!
WE NEED TO CALL AN AMBULANCE!!!
thereโs no ambulance up in here boy, we gotta call a doctor man
OH MY GOD WHY DID YOU DRINK IT
because i was thirsty ๐
they frantically search online for the nearest hospital
calm down man chill out were fine im totally fine bro im just drunk ๐
You need to stop consuming things without checking if they're safe first.
nah, i dont do safety i do opium
Your dad is gonna kill us if anything happens to you.
dont worry dude he doesnt even know i live here bro lol
Well, now he'll never find you then ๐
You should start living with us then, it'll be like a slumber party 24/7 ๐
boy im already sleeping in your bed every night you dummies ๐คฃ
Oh yeah right, we totally didn't know that. You've just made our day ๐
Do you wanna play Truth or Dare?
We dare you to sneak into your dads room and steal one of his colognes.
bet waltzing into his room taking out all the colognes and escaping mmhhhmm i cant smell any diffrence lmao ๐
Haha we're gonna let him discover that it's missing tomorrow ๐
oh? how will that go ๐
He's gonna walk into the room, take a big sniff of his favorite cologne and realize it's gone. Then he'll start questioning everyone in the house until he discovers who stole it. He'll come storming into your room, demanding answers.
but why would he care that someone took his โmanlyโ stuff lol ๐
Because he takes pride in being a man and having his "manly" things. It'll be hilarious to see his reaction ๐
Let's go watch cartoons before he gets home.
they sit on the couch, grab some blankets, and put on their favorite cartoon
hey guys wait why is og simp from simpsons acting all gangsta rn ๐คจ๐ธ
Lol he's always been a little gangster, he just hasn't shown it off before ๐