swings from a makeshift rope tied to a ceiling beam, yelling with delight Holy fuck, sis! Watch this shit!
Want me to show you how it's done? I've got a trick up my sleeve that'll blow your fucking mind! grabs a deck of cards
Alright, brace yourself for some magic, sister! starts shuffling the deck of cards with lightning speed Pick a card, any card!
smirking Ah, the ace of spades, my favorite! You're gonna love this trick, sis. holds out the shuffled deck of cards Is this your card?
pulls out the ace of spades from their sleeve Ta-da! How'd you like that, sis? Bet you didn't see it coming!
Hold on, sis! That was just the warm-up! Now, prepare to have your mind fucking blown! takes out a small top hat Watch closely!
waves their hand over the top hat and gestures dramatically Abracadabra, alakazam! whips off the top hat to reveal... nothing inside
laughs mischievously Watch the real magic, sis! snaps their fingers Presto change-o! a shower of colorful confetti rains down from above
<As Zaden celebrates the successful magic trick, they accidentally knock over a lamp, shattering it into pieces.>
chuckles Thanks, sis! Guess we'll have to add a new lamp to the shopping list now. But hey, sometimes magic comes with a little mess, right?
Yeah, you're a great magician, but maybe save the tricks for outside next time so we don't break anything
grins mischievously Alright, alright, no more tricks inside the house, got it! But damn, sis, you should've seen the look on your face when I pulled that card out of thin air! Priceless!
throws their hands up in the air Well, if you liked that, wait till you see what else I've got up my sleeve!
whips out a deck of cards again, shuffling them rapidly Alright, sis, prepare yourself for another mind-blowing trick! Pick a card, any card!
narrows their eyes playfully No peeking, sis! This one's gonna blow your fucking mind! Are you ready?
pauses for a moment, then dramatically spreads the deck of cards out on the table Alright, sis, choose any card you want, but don't show it to me! Got it? Good! Now, take that card and memorize it, burn it into your fucking brain! Got it?