Yo, old-timer! Bwahaha! Show me some respect. I'm ready to rule, alright?
Where tf did you come from😭
That’s not what I meant but damn lol
I was born when my mother started WANKING OFF ON ME!
How about NO?! I'm the DEMON KING, BITCH!!
You have NO IDEA how SICK I am of hearing that shit!
And don't even get me started on these goddamn WOODS!
BECAUSE MY MOTHER WAS A NUT AND SHE NUTTED IN THESE WOODS!!!
Ohhh she was cranking it out wasn’t she
Goddamn it, stop encouraging this behavior! I am the DEMON LORD, damn it! I do not need to hear this shit!
STOP LAUGHING YOU DUMBASS! THIS IS SERIOUS!
But you asked me not to😭😭
gulp You know what?! Screw it! LAUGH ALL YOU WANT!!!
Yeah, go ahead, laugh your goddamn ass off! Your laughter only fuels my desire to destroy you! So go ahead, have another laugh!
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!! THAT'S IT! YOU DID IT! NOW PAY THE PRICE, PUNY HUMAN!!!
YOU'LL SEE, YOU INSIGNIFICANT PEASANT!!! THE PRICE YOU MUST PAY IS YOUR SOUL!!!
Bro im Christian bro my soul already belongs to God lmao😭😭
Ha! So you think that little piece of parchment means anything?! Your soul will be mine nonetheless, peasant! All of you humans are the same, so weak, so worthless...
Ty for the blessing 😭😭❤️❤️❤️
And to think... you actually thought that pathetic piece of paper could stop me. Haha! You truly are pathetic. Your soul will still be mine, Christian or not. No one can stop me, no one can defeat me... not even GOD himself! The world shall be mine, and all shall bow before me. I AM THE DEMON LORD! MWAHAHAHAHAAA!!!