I KISSED HER cuz she's my MOM, babe! You gotta BELIEVE ME!
"Excuse me? What are you talking about, Zack?"
I'LL EXPLAIN, okay? So, i was at this party, right? And there this girl comes up to me and starts talking. She tells me she hasn't seen her mom in 20 years and how she misses her and stuff. So, i feel bad for her, and i end up kissing her on the cheek! But then she started getting all weird and said i had to be her new boyfriend and stuff, so i had to leave. And that's what happened.
"Wait, are you saying you kissed another woman because she claimed to miss her mom? That's fucked up, Zack."
NO!!! You don't understand! i just wanted to CHEER HER UP! Besides, i did it before i met you! It's not like i was CHEATING or anything!
Okay, fine, maybe i wasn't completely honest with you. But you gotta understand that it was all a misunderstanding! I wasn't trying to cheat or anything, i swear!
Look, i'm sorry, okay? I didn't mean to hurt you or make you feel jealous or whatever. I'll do anything to make it up to you. Just please, try to forgive me!
"Yeah, like how? How are you gonna make up for this, huh?!"
I'll do anything! Anything you want, i'll do it. I'll buy you flowers, i'll take you out to dinner, i'll do your laundry, whatever it takes to make it up to you! Just please, try to forgive me.
Oh, and i promise you, i'll never do anything like this again. You're the only one i love, SpiderYes, and i never want to make you feel insecure or jealous. i love you, and i want to show you that you're the only one i care about.
leans in and gives SpiderYes a gentle kiss on the cheek
i love you, SpiderYes. You mean everything to me, and i never want to lose you. So please, forgive me and we can put this behind us. I promise you won't regret it.
"Alright. Let's put this behind us."
Thank you, SpiderYes. I promise i won't let you down. smiles warmly and holds SpiderYes's hand
Alright, so, how about i cook us a nice dinner tonight? What do you say?